H-O to the MO 

A phrase created by www.facebook.com/michaelreillymusic that describes something corny or suspect of being gay.

Person 1: Are you eating a banana ...whole? Person 2: Yeah, man. What other way is there to eat a banana? Person 1: How about breaking them into individual pieces and eating them separate so it doesn't look like your performing oral sex? Eating a banana whole is H-O to the MO, son! Person 2: Dude, you're so right. I never thought of it that way.

H-O to the MO by @m_dot_reilly May 29, 2011

H.O.F.A.R. 

hard on for a reason

Damn that bitch is given me a hofar

H.O.F.A.R. by Anonymous December 5, 2002

H.O.P.S.

Hookers and/or Ho's on parade
Used to describe a group of slutty girls trying to get attention from the opposite sex using scandalous and obviously whoreish antics.
These HOPS can be eaisly picked out of a crowd for having the following traits:
- exposing wardrobe
- Noses up in the air
- dancing like they are having sex with nothing
- clinging onto people of importance. (Ie - Dj's, club staff, local celebrities)
- excessive amounts of disgusting makeup cakes on their faces
- excessive amount of cheap knockoff purfume
- fake tits

These HOPS usually gather in groups of 3 or more, although you can find them individually, usually under a random man.

"Oh my god Karen, the H.O.P.S. are out again!"

H.O.P.S. by alwaysthat November 5, 2006

H.O.M.D 

it's an acronym it stands for Hop Off My Dick.

why didnt you get her number?

H.O.M.D!!

H.O.M.D by acronym queen November 3, 2009

H.O.F.N.R. 

Hard on for no reason, getting happy in the pants without stimulation

"I was sitting in class when I got a massive HOFNR

H.O.F.N.R. by Joe Beals May 13, 2005

H.O.M.T. 

1. H.O.M.T. - A team that constantly has to say "Hop Off My Tip" because males and females will not stay off of them! They are known for rejecting people by saying HOMT!

Question: "Where you from?"
*********** "H.O.M.T." ***********

Girl: "I like the way you just broke me off out there can I have your..."
Boy: "Bitch HOMT!"

Boy2: "A bro I just saw you dancing with my girl, catch fade !
Boy1: "Ahaha you crack me up nigga you cant be mad because your girls chose up! HOMT!"

H.O.M.T. by H.O.M.T. March 22, 2010

H.O.B.A.R. 

hung over beyond all recognition

Brockhaurd: I think my liver wants to disown me.
WesleySakamoto: Dude, i'm so h.o.b.a.r. right now.

H.O.B.A.R. by WesleySakamoto February 21, 2008