Your brother aint gonna be a father 

This insult is very dangerous and its ten times more effective than your sister a mister

This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.

Person A: your mom gay

Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father

*the whole universe collapses*

Your brother aint gonna be a father by ravjeeet May 13, 2018

what's it gonna be 

what's going on?/what's the deal?

jacob: yo I just confessed to my crush

eden: oh shit! what's it gonna be? do they like you back?
jacob: hell no

what's it gonna be by jacobthegayassnigga January 28, 2021

That child is gonna be a pro athlete 

Random vid on the internet

Kid throws his dad a basketball

Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete

*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face

That child is gonna be a pro athlete by Hebrew122 November 1, 2021

you're gonna be a father 

•You impregnated someone

•Usually when you say this to a certain "person", you are stating that you got impregnated and the "person" is the father

"Hey Jason, I just want to tell that...you're gonna be a father" Lisa said to Jason.

you're gonna be a father by Mikekael July 23, 2023

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out. 

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out. by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

Sigh... gonna be here a while

What you say to your helper-buddy shortly after starting out on a tedious task that has shown itself to be a lot more complicated, slow-progressing, and/or time-consuming than you'd originally expected, or to a delinquent or other emotionally/mentally-challenged client who is unable/unwilling to just give you simple straight answers.

Dr. Phil: Let's talk about your childhood.
Madea: (with cheeky cheerfulness) Let's talk about YOUR childhood.
Dr. Phil: Okay, let's try a different approach. Do you sleep well at night?
Madea (breezily): Do YOU sleep well at night?
Dr. Phil: Sigh... gonna be here a while!

Sigh... gonna be here a while by QuacksO October 20, 2018