Gristle Ring 

Gristle Ring: Noun A direct result of over straining to move a heavy object leads to blowing out the meaty part of the spincther.

Grandson: I'll move those boxes Grandpa!

Grandpa: Watch yourself boy them sum bitches are heavy, careful you don't blow your Gristle Ring clean out your drawers!

Gristle Ring by Booosted and juiced September 10, 2011

Jazz-gristle

A form of little-known jazz pioneered in the 1950s, combining earthy African-influenced rhythms with an ostentatious reflection of the growing materialism of the age.

The New Orleans jazz-gristle scene simmered in the summer of 1954.

Jazz-gristle by JimmyAtWork May 13, 2009

Christmas Gristle 

When you receive a lot of great gifts for Christmas, or for any holiday or special occasion, then you open up the last one and it is awful. Its like when you almost finish eating a good chicken sandwich and the last bite is gristle.

Friend 1: My mom got me a PS4, a new car, and a pair of underwear.
Friend 2: Aww man you got some Christmas Gristle...

Christmas Gristle by Tubahokie96 December 16, 2014

gristle hammer 

The penis, sexual orgen of the male.

"That girl was noshing my gristle hammer all night!"

gristle hammer by sionyn July 22, 2008

gristle gut 

Someone with a big fat greasy overhanging belly.

Look at that fatass. His gristle gut is hanging out of his shirt. What a slob.

gristle gut by hugedumps October 9, 2005

Half Gristle 

Having half an erection, or feeling fiesty.

She walked around the corner and I was on her with a half gristle.

Half Gristle by Cord Crampton December 31, 2006

gristle 

What chicken McNuggets at McDonalds are made out of.

Man these McNuggets taste like gristle.

gristle by Winston You Beauty! February 15, 2006