gfannied 

descriptive of an object or sittuation that is or has gone tits up.

"the hurricane has gfannied my house"
the roof is completely gfannied

gfannied by refa November 18, 2003

granniepaddle

The enjoyment of a beer paddle by the mother that gave rise to a third generation.

Time for a granniepaddle - James

granniepaddle by Dontbother8 January 14, 2023

Grannie's Hangbag 

I massive shit that doesn't look heavy until you grab it.

OMG! Johnny did you drop a grannie's hangbag in the toilet upstairs?

Grannie's Hangbag by Handsome Ass Nibba January 29, 2024

Grannie Mae

A bank or another financial institution responsible for dishing out reverse mortgages, annuities, or other financial products to older adults.

Jim: You said you inherited a house! What happened?
Jack: Ma took out a reverse mortgage from the ol' Grannie Mae. She outlived her diagnosis by twenty years and died.
Jim: Feels bad, man.

Grannie Mae by EternalSoldier February 3, 2026

hoofin grannies 

1. Throwing a lot of grenades, especially in gaming situations.

2. Tripping out; often in relation to drugs or alcohol

Me and my brother were playing halo and hoofin grannies at each other.

Dude this gear is intense. I’m hoofin grannies!

hoofin grannies by daltana May 23, 2018

Ghost grannies 

Ghost grannies are 2 ladies that hunt for ghosts. They are known as Anne and Renata.

Hey did you listen to the ghost grannies podcast?

Ghost grannies by Westy3581 July 6, 2022

Klanie Grannie 

Typically a Christian straight white woman who freely exercises her privilege acts like a judgmental Karen towards minorities.

That Klanie Grannie is always making complaints with the HOA against her black and gay neighbors.

Klanie Grannie by anonymous September 17, 2022