Furniture shopping 

Inappropriate or predatory sexual advances (usually initiated by orange men with small penises and low IQs)
See: Donald Trump

"I did try and f--- her. She was married... And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, 'I'll show you where they have some nice furniture.'" - Donald Trump

Furniture shopping by Princeofpalmbeach October 9, 2016

originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe 

The original definition of Hacker
hacker

Axes are overrated.

The other person who did this (the one with the mock html tags) is very clever. Nice :)

originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe by Dharya9 December 3, 2003

Rearrange the furniture 

Said when you want to leave a group or gathering to go have sex without actually saying it.

We have to go rearrange the furniture - see you in a couple hours.

Rearrange the furniture by Junior's Girlfriend May 31, 2011

Furniture 

Something you sit on.

Grenade is a peice of furniture

Furniture by Apple liker December 18, 2012

furniture movers

Usually 2 dudes in a big white box truck. They are poor but due to being trapped together all day have the best sense of humor you have ever heard. Thier boss is probably a dick whose name may or may not be Steven, fuck that dude. Dopest men you have ever met

Those 2 guys in the box truck were so funny, and good furniture movers

furniture movers by Joeandtre' March 18, 2015

padded-furniture generation 

The generation of children whose parents protect them from everything.

John: Hey Stephen, is that kid on a leash?

Stephen: Yup. He's a victim of the padded-furniture generation

padded-furniture generation by Sylvia November 24, 2006

Ikea furniture

Lego for grown-ups

Lego costs too much so I’m gonna build ikea furniture

Ikea furniture by Lobzer July 5, 2019