Fractional Genocide

The act of murdering the fractions in an equation by multiplying by a common denominator.

Mr. Nolan: Alright, so we hate these fractions in this equation, so let's kill them. This is Fractional Genocide.

Fractional Genocide by Mercalicious August 29, 2012

Fractional Fun Dip

When you stick 3/4 of your pinky finger into another person's ass crack.

Hey Matt, want to come over to my house and try some Fractional Fun Dip with Joey and me?

Fractional Fun Dip by Tonweeweeweeweewee April 7, 2016

fractional task 

The opposite of multi-tasking. When one is only capable of focusing on part of one or multiple tasks at any given moment.

Wow! Your multi-tasking skills are on point! I can only fractional task.

I was fractional tasking all day and got 7 different things partially done.

fractional task by ShakespeareII November 4, 2020

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fractional by Adlane33 March 13, 2021

functionally lazy 

A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy

Look at Todd, his sales figures are awesome, but there is no coffee - he is so functionally lazy

functionally lazy by Col Decker November 17, 2021

Fractional Monopoly 

Giant companies that own a fraction of a position in many sectors.

Amazon uses its fractional Monopoly to cause Hyperinflation on the U.S. economy as a whole.

Fractional Monopoly by DaeJi January 17, 2022

Fractional Ass-ing 

To accomplish a task by completing small, discrete portions until achieving the desired state of completion.

I did my laundry by fractional ass-ing it. Wash yesterday, dry today, might fold tomorrow but might not.

Fractional Ass-ing by Wags86 May 15, 2022