Flutternutter 

A third world developing country between Iraq and Spain currently embarked on a bloody civil war to break free from its Russian masters. Flutternutter was found in 1569 on the 5th of December by British settlers. Flutternutter has a population 700,000 people and was at its highest point during the 1860's for its abundance of coal. Many flutternutterish people cry for monarchy of Great Britain,cry for democracy and statehood of the U.S.A,and some believe they are fine under Russian rule. The country is currently under leadership of its leader Vladimier Kretrainov but they fight for new leadership with the revolutionary leader who goes by the name Chandelier.

Tony Stark: "Hey im going to book a trip to Flutternutter."
Jimmy pop: "Nah man don't do that they might force you to pick a side."
Tony Stark: "Maybe your right Italy's better."

Flutternutter by Epicduck12 May 18, 2017

Flussering

To swindle someone by deceiving them with the use of fictional and seemingly disconnected vocabulary.

"My sociological strata permits me to occupy the second-rate magical condition of historical information"
"Dude, are you flussering me right now?"

Flussering by Injio February 9, 2015

Fattering 

When something should look flattering on you, but just makes you look fat. Fattering.

Used in a sentence - 'I'm not so sure about those pants... they're kind of fattering.'

Or when you're trying to give a compliment, but don't think it's deserved- 'Wow! Those pants are extremely fattering!'

Fattering by jd9d April 6, 2010

Flubbering Seal 

1) One who commonly flops around on the couch like a seal with too much blubber on his body making disgusting sounds.

2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.

3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.

4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)

The Flubbering Seal is such a useless, unemployed piece of shit that whenever I think of him I want to beat him to death with a tire iron.

The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."

Flubbering Seal by Nemesis of The Flubbering Seal January 5, 2009

Cluttering 

Cluttering (also called tachyphemia) is a speech disorder and a communication disorder characterized by speech that is difficult for listeners to understand due to rapid speaking rate, erratic rhythm, poor syntax or grammar, and words or groups of words unrelated to the sentence. Cluttering has in the past been viewed as a fluency disorde

hey you clutters..
i have a cluttering proble..i speak fast to understand...

Cluttering by pankh January 20, 2012

Flattening the Curve 

Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).

Are you really looking to replace the admin assistant or am I just flattening the curve?

Flattening the Curve by Sleepy J0ey B December 12, 2021

futhering

noun: 1. the act of foreplay prior to sexual intercourse. anything involving oral sex is generally referred to as extreme futhering, esp. the type of shit you do with a slam piece before you get diggity down.

2. something that heavencrushrs rarely attempt or are invited to.

verb: to futher. to perform the act of futhering.

so i was at this party and got to futhering with this hotass slam piece.

bro, nice.

futhering by AldeyRAY January 23, 2010