Flatulence bias

When one takes offence to another's wind, while holding no issue venting themselves.

My roommate has a flatulence bias, it's okay when it's them, but when I do it, you'll never hear the end of it.

Flatulence bias by Kract January 14, 2026

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Symphony of Flatulence

1. When a group of kids (usually boys) get together and start farting one after another creating many different sounds like an off key orchestra.

Tommy’s slumber party became a symphony of flatulence after the kids had eaten baked beans with their hamburgers at dinner.

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The act of releasing gas, farting, during sleep. sleep induced farting.

My girlfriend had a bad case of nocturnal flatulence lastnight. She kept me awake all night.

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A fart that is so explosive and smelly that it literally shakes the foundation of a building.

“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”

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When you emphasize something you say with a loud and protracted fart to make a more powerful statement.

My father was definitely the ultimate master of punctuation flatulence.

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Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).

Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!

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Farts artfully expressed in a strict 5-7-5 haiku formation.

He got up onstage, passing unparalleled and beautiful haiku flatulence, quickly bringing his audience to tears.

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