fencing 

the coolest sport in the world. the different weapons are foil, epee, and sabre. all the official tournaments are directed in french so that makes it infinatly cooler and a lot of the actions have french names as well. it takes physical strength and mental strength as well. you better be able to take pain if you want to do this sport.

fencer x- i made this kid bleed i was fencing. i hit him on his knuckle.

fencer y- woah thats so cool

fencing by stupidcurlybangs October 16, 2005

Finger Fencing 

When two classic males lock fingers in the ultimate battle to gain entrance to a lady's love hole, a dual of miniature proportions yet with satisfying results for the winner...on guard.

Pedro and Cardoor got so high they ended up finger fencing Rachel on the futon

Finger Fencing by Pedro Sawowski October 20, 2008

Captain price forward facing execution 

Captain price forward facing execution is a sex move, originating from call of duty modern warfare. You blow your load onto the back of her head while sucking a cigar and say "Bravo six going dark".

"Hey babe, wanna try the Captain Price forward facing execution again tonight?"

Captain price forward facing execution by W4CKY October 12, 2020

picket fencing 

In competitive forensics, to picket fence is to recieve only scores of 1 (the highest score) in all speech rounds.

Sarah: How did you do at the Jack Howe tournament?
David: I picket fenced it!

picket fencing by bitterspice June 5, 2005

fencing 

Fencing is the art or practice of attack and defense with the foil, épee, or sabre. All three of the weapons have their own distinct history, blade, guard, and target area. Fencing is an excellent outlet for stress and aggression in an artful form of expression. It involves a level of cunning similar to that of chess. Much of the terminology is French and official tournaments are conducted in French.

Aldo Nadi, the winner of three gold medals and one silver medal in the 1920 Olympics in Antwerp is one of the greatest fencing masters of all time.

fencing by Layko December 1, 2010

fencing 

a modern sport based on the traditional martial art of european swordplay. made up of three different disciplines - foil, epee, and saber, of which saber is without a doubt the best.

positive aspects include the opportunity to learn intelligent risk taking, how to win without being obnoxious and how to lose without getting flustered, the opportunity to learn at your own pace and the challenge of unravelling the mystery of the game.

negative aspects include ignorant referees, the atrocious cost of equipment and participation in tournaments, the difficulty of finding competent instruction, and the compulsion of every greenhorn newbie to turn into the fencing master when someone just a week or two newer to the sport is around.

fencing is simply the best

fencing by felix i September 24, 2006

fat facing 

When you have a phone with a keypad up to your face and accidentally hit some of the keys.

"I tried getting transferred to tech support, but I ended up fat facing the call and was transferred to sales."

fat facing by dhenning July 8, 2009