Lord Farquaad 

The most beautiful man ever who deserves fiona

damn lord farquaads the best

Lord Farquaad by tiny dancer July 14, 2019

Lord Farquaad 

The extraordinarily handsome Lord from Shrek 1. Actually besties with shrek just really good at acting and no I am not short thank you very much.

Lord Farquaad is the best character from Shrek

Lord Farquaad by TheRealLordFarquaad August 16, 2021

apple berry farquaad 

when someone lies to you or your board in general you yell this and be told to shut up

don't be a apple berry farquaad

apple berry farquaad by _ hijack _ October 17, 2018

Lord Farquaad 

Literally Marco

Omg do you know the character Lord Farquaad

Yeah he’s literally just like Marco

Lord Farquaad by Wowicantdance April 3, 2019

Lord Farquaad 

A person with an extremely long chin, freckles and black short but wavy hair.

Person 1; That guy reminds me of someone... big chin.. short.. black hair..
Person 2; LORD FARQUAAD!!!
-both burst into laughter

Lord Farquaad by lololannabelle November 18, 2014

Lord Farquaad 

A tiny trap with a Karen haircut A total ass

lord farquaad is such a Karen

Lord Farquaad by HailRussia September 28, 2019

Lord Farquaad 

A man that is so incredibly sexy and small at the same time. some say he has the power to turn any man into his slave, hence all of his guards, servants and his fortress.

Bro 1 - "Yo bro, guess what!"
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."

Lord Farquaad by Thatonecrow November 19, 2019