flatulance

A Norman medieval weapon that was popular for a short time. It consisted of a hardened spear forged with an inner core of rancid anal vapor. If a foe managed to defeat a knight and break his spear, the encased, aged vapors were designed to bring him to his knees. The weapon lost favor when armies began invading Mediterranean countries where the stench from the B.O. overpowered the soured vapors.

"How 'bout if I break that flatulance off in your ass, Nigga?!"

flatulance by Larry Sanders December 15, 2004

fubulance 

Fubulance has been developed to express your love and admiration for somebody.

ie, when writing a greetings card you could sign it, all my hugs, kisses and Fubulance, from ....

fubulance by Janeycakes and Sarah P May 11, 2006

Fabulate 

To make fabulous, usually by removing unwanted body hair.

They are such a close couple-they fabulate together.

Her beauty regimen requires both exfoliating and fabulating every day.

I just don't feel like a human until I've fabulated.

Fabulate by calvaggio May 1, 2011

fabulunch 

When lunch plans become epic to the point of being fabulous, most often involving hard alcohol. Or when the people invited to lunch are amazeballs.

Me: "I'm starvation rhythm nation, let's do lunch with Jessica and Hunter"
You: "Fabulunch!"

fabulunch by plipplops June 12, 2011

fallanced 

An adjective that describes a skewed style of journalistic reporting based on fallacies, while at the same time purporting to be “fair and balanced.”

I wouldn't trust everything they say on Fox News. Their reporting is pretty fallanced.

fallanced by sdickers February 14, 2012

Fagulence 

The feeling given off by someone who is blatantly obvious about their homosexuality. To reek of queerness.

A sense of fagulence perforated around the gentlemen near the vending machine.

Fagulence by GrStaKa July 30, 2012

Flabalancen 

So fabulous it doesn't even need to end it because it has no d!!

Today was so flabalancen!!

Flabalancen by Flabby savvy June 28, 2017