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i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life 

When you generally dislike someone and wish to never encounter them again for the rest of your life.
P1: takes a steaming shit on your mattress like the worthless piece of psychotic shit they are
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"

The most ever 

Expression used by humans with IQ's lower than 2. Used to describe being of the most extreme quality, the ultimate extent of something. Often accompanied by other phrases and words such as "Ever", "Actually", "Miserable", "Clearly" and "I've ever heard".
Clearly dude, thats like actually the most true I've ever heard of.

hannah is the best ever 

Hannah is one amazing girl she is so cute and nice. and is very confident in everything she does
Hannah is the best every she help me with my quiz

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Nothing bad ever happened to the Kennedys 

An overused joke used by redditors/bandkids to reference a MTV show called Clone High. This show is "ok" but they praise it to be the best thing to ever walk gods green Earth.
*Sees JFK Clone High meme for the millionth time* go to comments and its almost guaranteed that a bandkid/redditor made the comment," nothing bad ever happened to the Kennedys". This is done for easy likes from other humorless saps.