ducked out 

Getting so completely fucked up at work that you can't function or do anything correctly at all.

Dude 1: I'm so ducked out right now.
Dude 2: Yeah I can tell you trying to pee in a pot and heat it up in the oven.

ducked out by Savage J October 26, 2007

Ducked off

To recieve a blowjob.

I got ducked off last night since it was shark week.
Can also be used as a question: Yo, can you duck me off?
Or:
Tom - I heard she ducked you off, dude.
Matt - Yeah, she ducked me off in a movie theatre.

Ducked off by Thecoolestdudeintheworld May 3, 2009

donald ducked 

English rhyming slang for "fucked"

"If we can't somehow catch up on these overdue mortgage payments we'll be(Donald Ducked)."

"He's(Donald Ducked)......his girlfriend's sister has just seen him kissing that chick at the Pub."

donald ducked by scurvyseapup February 19, 2009

dog and ducked 

Cockney rhyming slang for fucked.

I was up all night getting jiggy wi' it. Today I'm absolutely dog and ducked.

dog and ducked by The Strut September 30, 2004

rough ducked 

When you insert both hands in your woman's vagina and make the bird flapping motion by hooking thumbs together and articulating your wrists

My girl really gets off by being rough ducked

rough ducked by DaDuckMan August 29, 2016

Daffy Ducked 

When one is arguing with another person and switches what they say so the other one will agree.

Craig: "YES!"
Alli: "NO!"
Craig: "No."
Alli: "YES!"
Craig: "thanks for agreeing with me."
Alli: "Hey, You just Daffy Ducked Me!!!!"

Daffy Ducked by 4dreamcastonly July 21, 2006

rubber ducked 

fucked. severely. see also fubar

I wrote my car off, i hit another car and totally rubber ducked it!

rubber ducked by James Farley November 11, 2007