ditz with tits 

Any regular ditzy (moronic) girl/woman who believes the world revolves around them due to the size of their breasts. They often use the size of their funbags to get ahead in life, due to the fact that they don't have an actual brain to speak of.

"Dude, why the fuck are we letting her lead us around? She's a complete ditz!"

"She may be a ditz, but she's a ditz with tits, and you can't argue with that."

ditz with tits by Timmay D February 26, 2008

ditz bitch 

usually female in gender, typically thought of as, although not predominantly or necessarily blond, but always less than impressive in verbal and communication skills. Sometimes has trouble walking and talking concurrently.

I did not understand one thing that ditz bitch was saying.

ditz bitch by R M E June 26, 2008

ditz bag 

Combination of the words ditz and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is a ditz and a douchebag.

That girl is such a ditz bag.

ditz bag by Christopher J. Orcutt January 27, 2005

Ditz tard 

A mentally ill lady gaga wanna be who wears 80's pump sneakers and weird front butt spandex pants with a forceful sorority whore attitude to try and fit in with normal people.

Daniel: Did you notice that fine ass bitch in the bathroom?

Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.

Ditz tard by tsunbot September 24, 2011

Ditz Dissing 

When someone sets a date & time to hang out with you, and when said
date & time comes they act as though they know nothing about it

Man I swear we talked three days ago ! Call her up & nothing ! Its like she's ditz dissing !

Ditz Dissing by Whoolee December 30, 2004

Paging ditz 

To steal images of unrealistically hot girls for use on message boards; then pretending to be said girls. Comes with extravagant back-stories, personal tales and other information. Works best if you try to connect on a personal level with regular members of said message boards. Intentions are to pass self off as hardcore and intelligent sports fan, not to gain sexual favor.

HotFBALLchick01 is Paging ditz dude, no way those are her pics. I'm askin' for a date.

Paging ditz by drinkeer February 21, 2009

Dingle ditz 

A co-worker that is super nice but is so dumb.

Aliescha: If Barraco Barner is our president. Why is he getting involved with Russia? Scary!
Brad: Wow, she's a dingle ditz.

Dingle ditz by Jelly117 February 8, 2019