Diddy Kong Racing 

A sex game that is played much like the Nintendo 64 version. As the penis is being inserted into the vagina, the man clearly states "Get Ready...GO!" much like the beginning of an N64 race. As the woman orgasms for the first time, the man says "Lap 2". The second time she orgasms he says "Final Lap" and when he busts a load, he yells "FINISH!" Cumming before the final lap is strictly prohibited.

Yo, I totally tested my Diddy Kong Racing skills on that chick last night.

Diddy Kong Racing by cstonz February 10, 2009

diddle-goose 

A goose which is held in captivity (usually chained in a basement/dungeon) and often fondled by its captors in a sexual fashion. Some diddle-goose enthusiasts will order their diddle-geese to perform house chores in lingerie (often silken pantaloons).

1. Diddle-goose! Get your diddled little rump over here so I can diddle you.

2. Diddle-goose! Fetch me my boots! (ohhhh yea, work them pantaloons babeh!)

diddle-goose by benzene pie December 11, 2010

Diddlyhopper 

What a girl has between her legs. Not to be confused with dinglehopper, which is a penis.

Damn, Julia's diddlyhopper is tight as fuck!!

Diddlyhopper by Gigi Coker July 16, 2017

diddydo 

an extension to anything said when discussing plans while you are intoxicated or high.

Gabe: Let's go smoke a blantdiddydo.
Mike: No doubt. Lemme go hop in the whipdiddydo I'll pick up the dutchdiddydo.

diddydo by naggernensky May 15, 2009

diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.

Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

diddler on the floof by Colonel Lingus March 2, 2020

kiddie diddler 

the "diddling" of children, also known as child molestation

Hank's a total kiddie diddler.

kiddie diddler by Anon1351467 March 22, 2012

diddly squat

nothing

You know diddly squat about anything.

diddly squat by Anonymous June 16, 2003