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Moon Crystals 

Moon Crystals..also known as Methamphetamine is a harmful drug..but appeals unharmful to Crystal Meth heads.Moon Crystals are smoked out of a glass pipe also known as a Glass Dick. You can also snort Moon Crystals threw your nose. Moon Crystals last for about 14 hours and have many after affects such as sketchyness, sketchanioya, and loss of weight and appitite.
i better stop smoking these moon crystals..i have to sleep tonight!

poo crystals 

when someone has been for a massive dump, poo crystals are the particles that are in the smell eminating from the area of the dump, which fly up your nose and deposit.
"dear god leona, that was a massive dump, all your poo crystals flew up my nose when i went in the bog"
poo crystals by barakus May 1, 2006

Pussy Crystals 

The white crust aftermath left on your dick when done with sex.
Dude, we had sex like 4 hours ago and I still have pussy crystals on my dick.
Pussy Crystals by Leisuretron... August 17, 2012
shes an all around amazing girl. shes super smart and nice. she always helps you first and she'll worry about herself later. she has a smile that could light up the darkest tunnel. a laugh that makes you smile. she has eyes that mezmerize you and she has a body but swears she dont. shes one of a kind and absolutely beautiful. all the girls hate her cuz all the guys love her, but she swears like shes so ugly. she deserves a slap for saying anything bad about her self because shes fucking perfect. and any guy that passes her up (Tyrese aka the guy she is in LOVE with) is the biggest idiot ever. no one ever thinks of talking shit about her because as sweet as she is she aint affraid to kick some ass. dont even think of messing with her family cuz the next thing you know ur laying on the groung wondering what the hell happened?!?!
Crystalin is a beautiful person.
Crystalin by Moochymoochy October 25, 2018

Crystals4billzo 

Crystals4billzo is an amazing person i remember when they had 50 followers and there username was still sunburntho crystals4billzo is very cool and he should be my mutual RIGHT NOW so crystals4billzo if you see this be my mutual my user is karlzmonster ;D
Person 1:hey do you know crystals4billzo

Person 2:yeah they are really cool
Person 1:i agree i love him
Crystals4billzo by Karlzhonk November 13, 2021

booty crystals 

When a male or female have had a bowel movement and not wiped properly. Creates a grainy texture and unpleasant smell.
Carla was in a hurry to get into bed with Earl and didn't wipe her ass well, so when Earl went down on her he got her booty crystals in his mouth.