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what the fuck are you guys talking about, chowned is a clever combination of chown (the unix command) and owned (the lol-maker). they both share 3 letters chOWNed so that makes it clever. someone please remove the other definitions from the dictionary because they are ludicous and offensive. also, dongs.
lol chowned, dick...
chowned by aichains September 13, 2008

crowded pants

A hooker that pretends to be a woman, but you realize later that it is in fact a man.
A friend of mine picked up some love for sale down on Santa Monica Blvd., but it turned out that "she" had crowded pants.
crowded pants by glender September 19, 2013

clowned on 

Verb
1) To be put to shame or ridiculed by a clown.
You just got clowned on, dog!
clowned on by white trash May 13, 2005
When you get infected or owned by Coronavirus.
"I'm staying away from that dude who's sneezing, I don't wanna get Corowned."
"My mate recently drank from a public tap, no wonder he got Corowned."
Corowned by russianwarclub March 18, 2020

nade clowned

A phrase used in a First Person Shooter game (i.e. Quake 2) when a player repeatedly frags an opponent using grenades only.

lollercaust: I pwn joo newb!

-lollercaust was popped by bloatedface's grenade-

bloatedface: nade clowned nub
nade clowned by ezbik February 20, 2009

crownids 

magic brownies. Gets its name from the T9 texting function. I tried texting my friend to tell him I had made some, but it came up as crownids.
"Yo, you wanna eat some crownids tonight?"
"What the fuck is a crownid?
crownids by Jack324 June 11, 2007