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An astronomical unit of measurement that is used by astrophysicists and theoretical scientists. It measures the singular gravitation at a single point in space realative to the summation of all bodies of mass that lay within pull of the specific point. The unit is based on a number of mass bodies, as the number approaches infinity, that affect the gravitation on a singular point. The unit specifies that the summation as the number approaches infinity of mass bodies lay at a distance of 1.00*10^7 km in any given direction, thus making the point of reference the center in a circle of raduis 1.00*10^7 with the outerline defined by an infinity number of masses all with mass of 1*10^20 kg.
The point force on the particle, in Cowies, is 3000 Cowies, or 3 Killacowies.
Cowie by Larson Lives Free April 13, 2010
AIDS

(Edinburgh, Scotland)

etymology uncertain?; rhyming slang - cow-shed = dead

Always called 'the cowie' rather than just 'cowie'.

Sometimes again subjected to further rhyming slang and changed to David Bowie.

Another name for the David Bowie, is the Billy Cyrus; the virus (HIV)
"They gied him a blood test for the cowie, that Aids. ..."

Skagboys, Irvine Welsh
Cowie by joebreezyccs February 3, 2021
Slang term for the drug "Codeine."
Could be used for Tylenol 3's w/ codeine or any other medication with Codeine.
Aye Mayne, You got Codies?
Yeeboii, How much ju need fooby?
Codies by D33ZI3BABI3 December 20, 2010
Cowis is a fetishist of consume or swallowing a male's semen in anyway not coming straight from the penis itself.

Stand for: Consume semen (Cum Off, With, In, or Some kind of odd way)
Cowis consuming: Cum (semen or sperm) off of a plate, the floor, the bed, somebody else, etc. with food, (strawberries, cup cake, salad, etc), in a cocktail, juice, milk, etc, or some kind of a odd way from a toothbrush, from a shot glass, a spoon, off the toes, from the face, etc. anyway but not straight from, around or off the penis.
Cowis by ToyBare January 2, 2010
used in north yorkshire. a word to describe something when you can't remember what its called.
lad 1: 'give us one of them cowies ova yonder'
lad 2: 'what a cucumber?'
lad 1: 'aye'
cowie by mcpezzaj March 11, 2008

Cowie Style

Raping a fat chick while eating a s’mores pie, which is almost always terminal, or at the very least, leads to broken bones of the victim. A truly nasty guy!
Wow Brynn just went Cowie Style on Mikayla
Cowie Style by Cowie Fan October 25, 2019