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Corned Beef Hookah 

When you finger a girl to the point where she's gushing cum, stick a straw in her hoo-hoo and suck out her lady juices
I gave Paulette a Corned Beef Hookah last night and she screamed like a stuck pig

Corned Sausage 

Corned Sausage is what happens after you get done with having anal sexual activities with your significant other and when you finish there is a corn kernel stuck in your urethra.
I got done fuckin' this dude and he left me a Corned Sausage, I had to piss it out

corned beef curtains 

A pair of labia or flaps that are exposed when the vag is at rest.
I can see your corned beef curtains but you legs are together!!

Corned Back Sewer Trout 

Describes a giant turd...that just so happens to be full of corn from last nights dinner.....Usually splashes you with it's fin upon release.
Dude....be careful, someone set a corned back sewer trout loose in there.....

Corned Identity Burger 

A burger that comes with corner beef
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Corned Identity Burger, you should try it!"

Corned-beef curtain 

A vagina with a large outer labia
That stripper must have been through alot od dick because she's got corned-beef curtains