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A Complete Waste 

includes all of the following: entries on urban dictionary that make reference to one's own name and how cool they are, posts about a girlfriend or boyfriend and how hot they are, obscure acronyms that are made up, words or phrases that people said once and are only funny to that person, inside jokes, entries intended to be funny but aren't, a word or phrase someone is trying to catch on to mainstream lingo but its just too fucking retarded to remember or care about, posts about countries and tornado classifications. See also Fucktard, asshat, retard, etc.
"enter name here: the coolest person ever!!!"
"sdubkibowf: something to say when you're mad"

I know you all know what I'm talking about
A Complete Waste by Vaela February 10, 2005
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to completion

I gave him a blowjob to completion, then gobbled his load.

My date sucked me to completion, then gobbled my load.
to completion by Flossy Spacek September 18, 2009

lego star wars the complete saga 

BEST SHIT IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE, BUY THIS IF YOU DONT HAVE ONE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, BETTER THAN SEX, BETTER THAN BEING A BILLIONAIRE BETTER THAN FUCKING EVERYTHINGNGNNGNGNGNGN

completely different level of swearing 

Used on those from a different country than you when dealing with and trying to understand their slang and accents.
"So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!" ~Cecil

"Wow. You guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here." ~Cooper, EuroTrip

Complete Judge Fuck Confusion

Something that happens post-decision in a Policy Debate round. The situation is created by the words being spoken to the debaters by a judge of that round. Why? A judge fuck is when the outcome of a policy debate round was obviously incorrect and the decision speaks to the incompetence and/or bias of a particular judge. Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is the state that is characterized by anger, frustration, and absolute awe at the act that was just carried out against one's team.

Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is usually limited to the recipient team but in extreme instances even the victim's opponents fall into "absolute awe at the act that was just carried out" in the judge's decision.
Q. Dude how the fuck did we just lose that round? They dropped 3 disads, 4 straight turns on their advantages, and a Topicality!

A. I know bro I'm in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion right now!

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Q. Dude I can't believe you made that judge cry.

A. I know man I got caught up in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion and just unloaded my anger on her incompetence.

Feminization Complete! 

The final stage of feminization. Only truly submissive men will do this.

When a tall super sexy dominant goddess ties up her feminine submissive male partner who as a small penis. She puts makeup and lipstick on him.

Then she calls him a good boy for being so submissive and breedable. On her strapon harness, she wears a super realistic dildo that throbs, heats up and squirts so it feels exactly like a real penis.

She lathers it in lube and starts fucking him from behind.

Then she forces him to keep the makeup on and wear a skirt in front of her friends while the sperm is leaking into his panties.

Completition 

The act of treating a test, usually of skill or knowledge, as if it were timed and/or a race. This occurs most typically in an academic setting, but can be seen elsewhere, as in IQ or personality tests. The winner of a completition can be determined either by the fastest time, the best score or results, or most commonly a combination of the two.
Hortense: How'd you do on the Calc test, Biff? I pulled out a B+.

Biff: Eh, I got a B-, but I was the first one done by fifteen minutes. I totally won the completition.
Completition by Hybrid Raj March 30, 2011