3 definitions by yarden1234567
Something that happens post-decision in a Policy Debate round. The situation is created by the words being spoken to the debaters by a judge of that round. Why? A judge fuck is when the outcome of a policy debate round was obviously incorrect and the decision speaks to the incompetence and/or bias of a particular judge. Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is the state that is characterized by anger, frustration, and absolute awe at the act that was just carried out against one's team.
Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is usually limited to the recipient team but in extreme instances even the victim's opponents fall into "absolute awe at the act that was just carried out" in the judge's decision.
Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is usually limited to the recipient team but in extreme instances even the victim's opponents fall into "absolute awe at the act that was just carried out" in the judge's decision.
Q. Dude how the fuck did we just lose that round? They dropped 3 disads, 4 straight turns on their advantages, and a Topicality!
A. I know bro I'm in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion right now!
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Q. Dude I can't believe you made that judge cry.
A. I know man I got caught up in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion and just unloaded my anger on her incompetence.
A. I know bro I'm in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion right now!
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Q. Dude I can't believe you made that judge cry.
A. I know man I got caught up in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion and just unloaded my anger on her incompetence.
by yarden1234567 December 8, 2009
Twat blocking is when a girls friends hang around , continue being annoyance, and otherwise prevent a guy from making his way with his chic.
Cunt Blocked, Bitch Blocked, Cherry Blocked,Vag Block,
Cunt Blocked, Bitch Blocked, Cherry Blocked,Vag Block,
(1) Patrick was twat blocked by Becky's friends.
(2) After dinner and a movie Jennie and Patrick returned to Jennie's room to find 3 of her friends waiting with the movie "The Devil Wears Prada" and a bowl of Pop Corn. Patrick Said, Damn I just got "Fucking Twat Blocked"
(3) John had blue ball because he had just been Twat Blocked by Cynthia's friends.
(2) After dinner and a movie Jennie and Patrick returned to Jennie's room to find 3 of her friends waiting with the movie "The Devil Wears Prada" and a bowl of Pop Corn. Patrick Said, Damn I just got "Fucking Twat Blocked"
(3) John had blue ball because he had just been Twat Blocked by Cynthia's friends.
by yarden1234567 September 20, 2008
To "Stealth it" a verb.
Defined: during a sexual encounter--the penetrating individual will initially use a condom, then at some time remove without the knowledge of the other individual(s).
Required Elements--i.e. legal terminology.
To "stealth it" per se
Actus reus. The removal of a condom during intercourse or another sexual act.
Mens rea. The actor has one or more of these states of mind: (1) A reckless disregard for the bodily health and safety, or emotional wellbeing of the person on whom the actor decided to "stealth it" on. OR (2) Another (mallum in se--like) intent such the desire/ intent to impregnate or to infect the unwitting individual. OR (3) The knowledge that the individual who had consented to sex initially did not (at the time the condom was removed) consent to its removal, or would not likely have consented to its removal.
To "stealth it" in other situations
Condom Breaks/ Broke/ Ripped/ Slipped Off:
Where a condom breaks and neither actor is aware, then the actor wearing the condom did not "stealth it."
Where a condom breaks and the actor wearing it becomes aware, if that actor immediately informs the other participant, and either continues with consent or desists then the actor didn't "stealth-it."
Where an actor intentionally continues upon learning that the condom has broke (etc.) and without obtaining consent then that individual has decided to "stealth it."
Defined: during a sexual encounter--the penetrating individual will initially use a condom, then at some time remove without the knowledge of the other individual(s).
Required Elements--i.e. legal terminology.
To "stealth it" per se
Actus reus. The removal of a condom during intercourse or another sexual act.
Mens rea. The actor has one or more of these states of mind: (1) A reckless disregard for the bodily health and safety, or emotional wellbeing of the person on whom the actor decided to "stealth it" on. OR (2) Another (mallum in se--like) intent such the desire/ intent to impregnate or to infect the unwitting individual. OR (3) The knowledge that the individual who had consented to sex initially did not (at the time the condom was removed) consent to its removal, or would not likely have consented to its removal.
To "stealth it" in other situations
Condom Breaks/ Broke/ Ripped/ Slipped Off:
Where a condom breaks and neither actor is aware, then the actor wearing the condom did not "stealth it."
Where a condom breaks and the actor wearing it becomes aware, if that actor immediately informs the other participant, and either continues with consent or desists then the actor didn't "stealth-it."
Where an actor intentionally continues upon learning that the condom has broke (etc.) and without obtaining consent then that individual has decided to "stealth it."
Caveat. Sadly, I learned this term from a Craigslist ad whereby an individual explained he had contracted HIV from an individual whom had decided to "stealth it" when the contracting individual bottomed. He caught him but it was too late.
by yarden1234567 April 20, 2015