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coming up Milhouse

1. When things go in your favor, albeit in a nerdy way.
A reference to a Simpsons episode in which Milhouse first complains about wearing his "dorky highwater shorts" but feels better when the floodwater "soaks his ankles" but leaves his cuffs "bone dry," at which point he exclaims "Alright, everythings coming up Milhouse."

Example: I was picked as the "Best Edward from Twilight Look-alike" at the Springfield Bi-Mon Sci-Fi Con. Looks like everything is coming up Milhouse.
coming up Milhouse by walkingblind September 19, 2009
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are you coming to the tree 

a weird video series on tiktok that has become a meme, made by a creepy girl on by the username @come.to.the.tree who everyone is confused by. we are not sure if she is using a face filter or not. she claims that if you don’t come to the tree, you will be cursed.
Definition: Are you coming to tree? Come to the tree or you will be cursed. are you coming to the tree

cummingtonite

1. magnesium iron silicate hydroxide, also known as "cummingtonite"

2. A mineral that has probably the funniest name ever.
I found some cummingtonite in these rocks! *sniggers*
cummingtonite by harmerboy January 1, 2010

Had It Coming

When a person gets what they deserve, their comeuppance or karma, generally because they've acted selfishly and with total disrespect for the people around them.

When this happens very few people will feel sorry for them, even if they pretend to just to keep up appearances.
Jennifer may have lost a lot of money from the deal, but to be honest she had it coming. She's been hustling all over town for years.
Had It Coming by zekepliskin December 7, 2009

Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! 

A celebratory phrase used following one, or a series of, positive, though generally insignificant event(s).

Its origin can be attributed to Milhouse, a character of television show The Simpsons, who coined the phrase in jubilation after realising the success of his flood pants to keep his cuffs bone dry.
"I left work 10 minutes early today, and I found $2 in the passenger seat of my car! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"
A term used to describe the orgasm achieved from fucking oneself anally with a husked cob of corn.
I'm corming from fucking myself with this cob of corn.

I'm going to corm!

I cormed after fucking myself with this corn on the cob
Corming by Yestera April 15, 2022
A type of “cumming” on an entirely different scale
Where one is able to discharge several litres of semen
While the orgasm can last up to a minute

And 20% of your blood stream is replaced with dopamine

Be warned if you are planning on cooming always climax in a place with exceptional irrigation such as a bathroom
Otherwise your home shall never be the same
Coom Victim: No I Can’t Coom I’m in the Guest bedroom...n..no....iM...IM.......C O O M I N G..........GaH..I..i never knew cooming could last this long.....oh....oH..NO...SECOND......WavE...........🥵A🥵A🥵A🥵 ....*Semen Seeps Underneath Guest Door Causing Wood Rot And A Permanentley Sticky carpet*