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Clashing Colours 

Oddly organised knitting enthusiasts who play a little music in between purling sweaters. Twice voted Melbourne's Hottest New Scarfers by the Foster Chunder Association of Woolamaroo, the Clashing Colours are responsible for the designs of most of the away strips in the Australian Football League including the Paramatta Eels, Woogawooga Shielas and the Gosling Surfing Wrens.

The CC were formed in 2009 when a leftist boarder with one testicle grew tired of poking himself with a crotchet hook and decided to take up the bass. Mayhem soon followed and was taught, idiomatically, how to drum. Plenty of yarn and a piano were procured from a second-hand abo store in the blue mountains and, struth, the rest is history.

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G'day mate! Y 'right? I reckon my dingo's colder than a wallies nellie t'night. How'd ya like to pop out and see if Clashing Colours could weave me up a quick Gosling jumper to warm the frost off my wankle. While yer up give the finger to those poms across the road. Ta.
Clashing Colours by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012
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Cloudism 

A new religion focusing on the existance of clouds as a living and breathing creature. The main filosophy in cloudism are gingers not having souls and clouds being the solemnly leaders of the world.

The religion started on the boards of "Religion & Spirituality" on Yahoo! Answers.
Tom: Hey Jim, see that cloud up there?

Jim: Yeah?

Tom: I'm a member of the Union of Cloudism, I believe in those as my leaders.
Cloudism by Smelly bullcrap January 27, 2011

Colourist 

Someone who is against another's clothing colour.
That person descriminating against another's clothing colour they must be colourist.
Colourist by Mr. Msbehavior January 1, 2020

Colourinerer 

Someone who is great at colouring in.
That person is a great colourinerer!!
Colourinerer by Blacky Chan 1 March 1, 2018

True colours 

True colours is a really nice compliment! You usually say it to people who stand out and show there thoughts and feelings! It can also be an insult. You could say to someone that there true colours are showing or shining through. This means they might be pretending to be nice but inside are not!
Positive way : Emily your true colours are showing!
Thank you Kate
Negative way : Draven your true colours are showing I cannot believe you!
I'm so sorry Kate!
True colours by Cow bag December 20, 2019

colouring 

The act of grasping a pen or pencil tightly in your entire fist, then proceeding to (preferably holding it point down) rub it over a line picture. Also what I fucking love.
COLOURING: I fucking love it.
colouring by Yewb March 25, 2008
Deeming one's own culture to be superior to that of others.

Not quite extreme to the point of fascism, cultirism often involves the more petty aspects of patriotism.
1: "Dude, soccer sucks. Where's the high scores?"
2: "No, American football sucks. You wear protection. Girl sport."

Jacques Chirac displayed his culturism by speaking of his dislike for English cuisine. He then displayed his French penis for the chef that tried to serve him fish and chips.
Culturism by redlineonhill May 29, 2008