cobbles 

British slang term for "the streets"

Johnny was walking when he heard Ross's voice screaming "get off the cobbles".

cobbles by knoxalicious July 28, 2009

crotch cobbler 

A name for pussy or cunt, used in reference to oral sex.

I have a hot date tonight. I hope to get a little 'crotch cobler' for dessert.

crotch cobbler by Mark C. September 16, 2005

Shit Cobbler

The aroma that arises when one attempts to cover up the stench of a bowel movement with fruity scented air freshener.

"Dude, did you just bake a shit cobbler?!?"

Shit Cobbler by SuperMadScientist December 25, 2011

Cobblefuckhead 

An absolute eggy shit who waddles instead of walking and looks like The Penguin from Batman.

Jeffree: Harvey is so dumb. And the way he waddles makes him look like he pissed himself
Bruce: IKR! He's such a cobblefuckhead

Cobblefuckhead by Mr Brucey September 6, 2016

tuna noodle cobbler 

A sexual act in which a woman with a yeast infection performs oral sex on a man who has just had unprotected vaginal intercourse with her.

Dude, I had tuna noodle cobbler last night.

Yeah, I can see it all over your face.

tuna noodle cobbler by Grubby Beans December 5, 2014

Squat Cobbler 

Derives from the AMC Original "Better Call Saul", which is the act of a fully clothed man sitting, and proceeding to rub the buttocks into a pie of choice, and occasionally crying, for the intent of sexual arousal.

To get out of questioning, I told them that you did a Squat Cobbler.

Squat Cobbler by AMCMcGill August 31, 2016

Soggy Cobbler 

an old lady vagina ; warn out and out of juice from many years of “experience”/ encounters with male genitals.

Yo mark your grandfather told me your grandma has a soggy cobbler.

Soggy Cobbler by Southernjaggoff February 29, 2020