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A beautiful girl that just you can just never get out of your head. She's perfect in every way and yet the hardest to get. The girl that is the easiest to fall in love with. With a personality that just radiates from her being, and a smile Aphrodite would be jealous of.
I love you Carmen.
Carmen by JBush... March 21, 2013
A girl with the power to make you fall in love with her the moment that your eyes connect, without hesitation you would do anything for her at any time. Every time that her image crosses your mind you can't help but smile, Her voice alone brings you into a new world of safety and comfort. Her smile alone is enough to turn your day around in an instant, she is always there for you and all you ever want is to be there for her. In your eyes she is the definition of Perfection, Never fails to leave you speechless in every situation. But hey i'm just some random love struck teenager what would I know..
I really like yah Carmen <3 like alot ~ Ethan
Carmen by DrizzleYT September 30, 2016

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer 

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.
Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"

Frosty Chameleon 

When you blow your load on a girl's face and she is so white that the cum is the same color as her skin tone, making it hard to tell that her face is drenched in sperm.
Bro 1: Dude yesterday I gave my girlfriend a frosty chameleon and she left it on all day!
Bro 2: I couldn't even tell when I saw her!

dirty carmen 

A sultry smoking hot woman who leaves you in the dust wishing IF ONLY!

A girl who isn't afraid to get down and dirty when need be.

A true ride or die chick.
dirty carmen by Sam-antha I Am April 18, 2019

Carmel Hell Week 

An Instagram page dedicated to a week of horrors in February 2018 at Carmel High School in Indiana. The page showcased memes from the many fights in commons, the school shooting scare in C lunch, the 3.5 seconds & puppies speech by Dr. Humus, and the Friday where nobody went to school. The account quickly amassed a large following among Carmel students by gaining over 1,000 followers within a day of being created. The account now has over 4,300 followers and has made more recent posts about the electricity bills, the $25 charge to park in the lot, meme day, and most recently the explosion. Carmel Hell Week provides all the memes, videos, and news about Carmel High School that the administration tries to keep secret. Because of this the account has continued to grow and become a big part of the current Carmel student body culture.
Bro, Carmel Hell Week was the craziest, scariest, and best week in Carmel High School history.

If you missed the latest fight in commons, check out Carmel Hell Week.
Carmel Hell Week by 3.5puppies January 16, 2019