cell phone 

A very good way to fry your brain because of the deadly radiation passing through your ear. Plus, unlike what most teenagers think, you can live without one, and save your brain if you do.

Normal kid: Hey wassup?
Popular kid with 5 calls a second: Bshzzshhhzzzzphfshzz...
Normal kid: Are you ok?
Popular kid: I phzhinkh fhso.
Normal kid: Get rid of your cell phone, you'll feel better.
Popular kid: Fshzever!!!!!

cell phone by so busted December 28, 2005

cell phone 

A cell phone allows you to call anyone, anywhere it can pick up signal. However, driving is not a place for a cell phone.

Get off the damn phone when you drive

cell phone by lunar shadows November 6, 2004

cell phone 

usually found attached permanently to the hand of a guy who uses it to break up with a wonderful chick. may also be used to text his bff/gay lover, mom, or his own personal Duper.

Don't buy a cell phone! You might end up with a rash.

cell phone by Kristal Conrad March 30, 2009

cell phone 

A device which rings when you least expect it.

I was in sleeping when my cellphone started ringing.

cell phone by Samir February 16, 2005

cell phone 

Something that your principal confiscates so you won't be tempted to text message somebody during your science class.

Mary: *Text messages Staci*
Teacher: no cell phones in class!!
Mary: *texts some more* But, I got some important plans to do over the weekend.
Teacher: *confiscates it*

cell phone by Fuhreal December 27, 2007

Cell phone 

A life line for teens

"UGH, I'M AT OUT OF MINUTES ON MY CELL! I'LL HAVE TO MY HOUSE PHOOOONE!"

Then stop using you're god damned cell phone so effin' much.

Cell phone by FemaleKyo December 9, 2008

cell phone 

Proof that we are living in the future

Time traveler from the 1970s: Why are all these people talking to themselves?

Teenager in the present day: They're talking on cell phones, duh.

cell phone by Rasnodar February 28, 2011