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Non-celebrities 

urban dictionary's definition of anybody who isn't Chris Pratt or Elon Musk.
And quote: "We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."
Non-celebrities by lil’ blu3 December 29, 2018

non-celebrities 

People who are unknown to the world. Any person that isnt a celebrity.
Everyone at my school are non-celebrities
non-celebrities by Kellnik Reo August 22, 2008

make celebrities dead game

Is a "game" played by editing a celebrities wikipedia page and adding in detailes of their "death"
"Hey did u here Dave Grohl died"
"Yep last night we were playing the make celebrities dead game"
"Thank fuck I thought it was real"

FC Celebrities 

Teenagers who still play Neopets. Annoying dicks, but you just gotta love 'em.

The majority have size 8 fonts, type in all lowercase and purposely misspell things.

Dani and Sunao are good examples.

Then there's the infamous Yadzia. Used to start a bunch of boards with "YADZIA IS _____" and shit. Is now also a typical FC troll.

And then there are 9,001 chatgroupers, nobody gives a motherfuck about them though.

AND THEN. IN ALL HER CAPSLOCK GLORY. THERE IS MAYAKII/KALAALIT/MAYAKAALIT/KALAAYAKII. THE OPPOSITE OF A TYPICAL FC TROLL. PERFECT SPELLING. ALL CAPS. AND AN EGO THAT WOULD PUT KANYE WEST TO SHAME. OFTEN RANTS ABOUT RANDOM BULLSHIT IN HER LIFE, BUT YOU JUST KNOW SHE DOESN'T EXPECT YOU TO TAKE HER SERIOUSLY. GODDAMNIT SHE'S SO FUCKING UNFUNNY. APPEARS TO BE NAMED "SOFIA" AND ENJOYS crunkcore, SPECIFICALLY 3OH!3 AND HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD. A LOT. SPEAKS IN SHORT SENTENCES. FORGETS PUNCTUATION.

Then there's the semi-notables and the long-dead FC celebs.

- Teddy, last seen about 2007, death-threat aficionado
- The Markinator. Probably secret identity of Maddox. Has an ego that could put Mayakii to shame. Hates everything and everyone. Is smarter than you.
- Pic. Christian-cultist in denial. Annoying as fuck. Hasn't been seen in a few months.
- Ariel, the stupid fuck who takes EVERYTHING too seriously.

- More wannabe typical FC trolls.

National ignore celebrities day 

On this day we are going to ignore celebrities
Don't like their ig or tiktok posts for the whole day

And unfollowed them on all social media platforms.
Q: Kylie Jenner's post has 5 likes in 10 hours
A: Didn't they tell you its national ignore celebrities day!!

the celebrities

Colloquial name for high level technical and/or engineering staff who travel around to assist the general team members perform complex tasks
"Yeah mate, they had to get the celebrities in to help align that new wireless link the other day."
the celebrities by omega-00 July 28, 2012