Milk Carton Mugshot. 

The type of picture that looks like it could be on a milk carton.

Tom: Dude, I was so drunk last night!
Steve: I know, I saw the pictures. Just about every picture of you was a milk carton mugshot.

Milk Carton Mugshot. by whitechapel June 29, 2009

busting a carton 

When a man has a large cumshot and it appears as he spills a large amount of milk on her tits or face

Ohhhh he was busting a milk carton all over my perfect tits last night. (Busting a carton)

busting a carton by saucydaddyfister333 May 13, 2016

Pandora’s Milk Carton 

Pandora’s Milk Carton is when you put an entire school lunch in a full carton of school skim choccy milk it is extremely disgusting

My Friend made Pandora’s Milk Carton in the School Cafeteria, it was so disgusting.

Pandora’s Milk Carton by Za hando May 18, 2021

Milk Carton Man 

Where a man goes when a woman he is dating never hears from him again. The bizarre yet common occurence when a man drops out of the woman he is dating's life without explanation.

Maggie asked Scarlett, "How's Ed?" Scarlett replied, "Girl, I think he's gone Milk Carton Man. He hasn't called. No text. No email. I haven't seen him. Nothing." Maggie commented, "Yeah,well, we'll be seeing him on the back of the milk carton for sure."

Milk Carton Man by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

Louisa Carton

An Irish girl. Great at sex. NOT a leprechaun.

She is Louisa Carton.

Louisa Carton by WilengaaaLepricorn July 12, 2011

iced carton test

A simple test used to check whether a carton or similar packaging item contains liquid or ice.
To perform the test, pick up the carton and shake at a moderate pace. You should feel a constant force as the liquid hits the edge with each shake. If you feel something hit the carton from inside, there's ice inside, and if you can't feel any force, the contents froze over.
Repeat the test with different cartons until you find one you're satisfied with.

The iced carton test works best at schools that store liquids like milk and juice inside containers.

iced carton test by ChameleonDragon November 13, 2019

on the milk carton 

Missing.

Jimmy Hoffa is still on the milk carton.

on the milk carton by feenagh101 June 25, 2017