Something's wrong, I can feel it

When you look at scp-001, knowing it causes cardiac arrest followed by death, and your father is in a hospital emergency room for cardiac arrest

Something's wrong, I can feel it. I think my father has died, but I haven't been updated of it yet

Something's wrong, I can feel it by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser) 

twilightcancer is a form of cancer contracted by high exposure to the toxic waste known as twilight. Also can be contracted by watching the movie and standing within 100 mile radius of the author of the piece of shit book and can be contracted from having intercoarse with the author or anyone who has it, it is both a cancer and a STD. can also be used as a adjective

twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser)



jim: last night, i had sex with linda.
bob: you do know she had twilightcancer right?
jim: fuck.
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bill: i love twilight
steve: fucking twilightcancer

twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser) by 0mg toxic February 8, 2009

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.> by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

you are holding more than $5,000 which can be stolen by other players. visit an atm to 'bank' your cash and keep it safe. you can use 'banked' cash for most legitimate purchases. 

you completed a job on gta, congrats.

you are holding more than $5,000 which can be stolen by other players. visit an atm to 'bank' your cash and keep it safe. you can use 'banked' cash for most legitimate purchases.

you are holding more than $5,000 which can be stolen by other players. visit an atm to 'bank' your cash and keep it safe. you can use 'banked' cash for most legitimate purchases. by the cooler penguin27 June 7, 2022

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money 

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money by pussy bee October 25, 2019

so easy a caveman can do it 

Sarah Palin
Katy Perry
Ke$ha
Bristol Palin
Your Mom
Taylor Swift
Justin Bieber
George Bush
J WOW
Snooki
The Kardashians
and Princess Daisy.

Snooki is so easy a caveman can do it.

so easy a caveman can do it by Everything you're not! January 11, 2011

she can get it 

meaning that the female bieng spoken about looks good enough to "beat" or make love too

david: yo gabe check out dat girl...
gabe: shes pretty good looking she can get it...
david: yupp id beat too...

she can get it by bumrecords October 18, 2008