Turner Bartels k-8 

Welcome to Turretner Bitchtels! Home of the FAKE, and if not the fake, home of lying, cringy, ugly, drug selling and, useless sluts. Nothing says Turner Bartels like stolen phones, unathletic black kids, racist teachers, annoying grade sluts that think everyone loves them, weird ass Indians, and kids that won’t hit puberty until there mid 30’s. A good thing is if your lucky you might find a slut that actually has cleavage instead if every flat girl in the school, but watch out! 90 percent of them have aids so... In conclusion if your looking for a shitty school with constant bullying by teachers and used old pussy, Turner Bartels is the place to go!

I hate Turner Bartels k-8

Turner Bartels k-8 by Bo111 February 16, 2018

Brute Force Overshoot 

The result of releasing all of one's power, unexpectedly, at the height of applied force.

A Brute Force Overshoot is what happens when you apply all of your might to opening a bag of chips only to fling them all over the kitchen, or when you bang your knuckles as the wrench suddenly comes off of that pesky rusted nut, sending your hand uncontrollably forward.

Brute Force Overshoot by Raul Kemp January 2, 2012

Brutefull

Brutefull meaning, damaged from the bones to the roots of the ground!

Damn look at that person over there, they look so brutefull maybe we should go talk to them or something?

Brutefull by irlbuni December 9, 2019

ninja bartender 

A supreme master of the alcoholic beverage so much so that it becomes a way of life.Someone as stealthy, quick and skillful as he could easily kill u in seconds but instead dedicates his life to getting u wasted.With his flawless recipes and extreme mastery of presentation his drinks may lead to a blissful state of enlightenment.By the time u come to the realization that your bartender may be a ninja bartender its too late.For you are plastered beyond comprehensible belief.

A ninja bartender never reveals their secrets
But always excepts tips

ninja bartender by J-Ody Du-Wright November 15, 2011

Bartender’s Pie 

When someone gets drunk and goes down on a smelly pussy, the smell is so bad they projectile vomit into the vagina. The woman than farts out the vomit back onto them.

It was 100 degrees last night and no AC. I heard Charlie had one to many and got served a Bartender’s Pie straight from Erin’s savory thunder thighs, nice!

Bartender’s Pie by SploogeBobSquarePants October 3, 2019

butt bartering

(verb) The acquisition of money, drugs, or other products and favors in exchange for sexual services which most oftentimes include anal sex.

The old man began to tell some of the neighborhood children about a simpler time he remembered as he sat on his porch. “Now I ain’t calling anyone a prostitute or anything” Uncle Roger began, grinning as he spoke, “But that ol girl Betsy was out here butt bartering before butt bartering was cool. Sheeeeet, I remember back in the day you’d know who was holding the good blow in the neighborhood just from watching where that ho was going to….they’d also have a clean house cause that was ol girl’s specialty. If a person had an eight ball of the good why Betsy’d be putting some of that dirty butt on them and have the house cleaned and squared away by the time the dope was all gone”.

butt bartering by Nikki Stixx September 5, 2022

Jayden Bartels 

Jayden Bartels is a dancer and an actress that was featured on Dance MomsHer birthday is on November 1st 2018 and is currently 13 years old. She’s known on social media as, missjaydenb. She’s best friends with Annie LeBlanc who is featured on the YouTube channel Bratayley

Jayden Bartels and Annie Leblanc’s friendship is so pure!

Jayden Bartels by Hannie shipper;) May 18, 2018