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She is a very insecure girl. She doesn't know how amazing she is. She is very pretty. Dropdead gorgeous. She is super nice and everyone loves her. She is an angel. And she is ultra funny. She always tries to lighten up everyone's mood and she succeeds. She can make anything seem funny. She makes everyone around her happy. She carries a warm aura with her. Everyone wants to be her friend; all the girls want to be her and all the guys want her. But despite all the compliments she gets everyday, she is always secretly broken inside.
breeze is super cool
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yung breezy 

Yung breezy is an interdimensional being, capable of bridging hundreds of dimensions to achieve ultimate power capabilities. He was founded within the first instances of the universe and his history was known only to the most knowledgeable of humans whom'st can only comprehend a bi-dimensional form of the aforementioned being. His physical, 2 dimensional shape, consists of a cyclops penis of overall 5 inches (balls included) and his singular eye to the likes of which resemble a predatorial bobcats eyes, are only complimented by his rather large lips on his mouth and veins increasing the circumference of the shaft. He is the most powerful of the cyclops penises coinciding the mighty bro wheeze
Guy 1: Yo what did you draw on your desk?
Guy 2: Its none other than yung breezy, you baffling buffoon. He is beyond all our comprehension and this is his only representation.
History teacher: Hey what did you draw ther-..... *fucking dies*

breezeblock 

A concrete block used for building. Often rectangular with two holes cut out to reduce weight & run supports through. Cheap buildings can be made entirely out of them, but it looks 3rd world.

breezeblock is the UK word for it

Called "cinderblocks" in North America

Called "besser" blocks in Australia
Building a house out of breezeblocks.
breezeblock by Wharpull September 10, 2012

checking the breeze of the storm

A one-man effort to create a meme
- "Hey, why is that guy wearing a shirt that says 'Wippity Woppity Waaap' ?"

- "Looks like he's checking the breeze of the storm and failing"

Easy breezy 

Capable of being done with no difficulty.
Person 1: Hey, what chu think 'bout that homework assignment?
Person 2: Pssh... easy breezy... beautiful, covergirl
Easy breezy by The Chow Man October 21, 2004

breezy russian 

Items needed: frying pan, stove, thick comforter/blanket, hot pad, vodka.

1) Light the stove and put the empty frying pan on it to heat it up.
2) While the pan is heating up, have the person who wants to take the breezy russian (the victim) get on their hands and knees with the blanket draped over their back.
3) Once the frying pan is hot (you can drop a few drops of water on to it and see if they boil/evaporate) place the hot pad then the frying pan on the floor in front of the victim.
4) They should then take the blanket and bring it over their head and around the frying pan (don't touch the pan!) so that their entire body is under the blanket with the frying pan. (There should be no openings from under the blanket other than a little slack at the front that someone can reach their arm under)
5) Then someone else needs to reach under the blanket and pour 1-2 shots of vodka into the frying pan.
6) The hot frying pan will cause the vodka to start evaporating but the blanket will keep the vapors trapped so the victim needs to inhale them.
7) Once all of the vapors are gone there will still be a little bit of liquid left in the pan, this should then be poured into a shot and drank by the victim.

I recommend only doing this with straight non-flavored vodka. The sugars in the flavored vodka cause a sticky film to stick to your face.
Man I want to get fucked up fast! Let's go do some breezy russians!

Brown Breeze

When you take apart a hairdryer (Preferably someone you don't like's hairdryer, or one in a hotel) Then you "drop a log" in the hairdryer, and put it back together, ready for the next unsuspecting victim.
I stayed in a hotel last week, gave the hairdryer a good brown breeze
Brown Breeze by Rabid Steed September 7, 2007