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Somewhere where everyone who comments on the internet seems to come from. If you look under any youtube video or facebook page comments there is bound to be someone from Brazil
Omg Green Day Rocks plzzz come to Brazil! :D:D:D

I love Top Gear!
From Brazil <3
Brazil by Cobjob January 19, 2011

Your going to Brazil 

The worst possible thing that could happen to you
Friend: Yo dude, your going to Brazil.
Me: Gets dragged away* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Your going to Brazil by Memelord21_ September 5, 2020
The largest natural habitat for off-duty cops.
Person 1: Check out this video of an off-duty cop shooting some robbers.

Person 2: Let me guess, the off-duty cop from Brazil?

Person 1: Yup.
Brazil by fencetape March 7, 2022
A country that is now treated like a modern-day Gulag because of a meme.
NOOOO I DON'T WANNA GO TO BRAZIL STOP AAAAAA
Brazil by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu 

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu (BJJ), also known as Gracie Jiu-Jitsu (GJJ), is a martial art that was developed in Brazil by the Gracie family during the mid-20th century. Originally based on the Japanese Martial art of Judo as it existed before World War II, it has since developed into a relatively independent system with a large emphasis on ground fighting and grappling.


History
A Japanese judoka, prizefighter, and former member of the Kodokan named Mitsuo Maeda emigrated to Brazil in the 1910s and was helped greatly by a Brazillian politician named Gastão Gracie. In return for his aid, Maeda taught Judo to Gastão's son Carlos, who then taught the art to his brothers, including Hélio Gracie. Through their own study and development, Carlos and Hélio are regarded as the originators of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu as a style distinct from Kodokan Judo.

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu became internationally prominent in the martial arts community in the 1990s, when Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu expert Royce Gracie won several single elimination martial arts tournaments called Ultimate Fighting Championships against sometimes much larger opponents who were practicing other styles.

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu inherited its emphasis on using off-balancing, leverage, and the opponent's own power, as well as a majority of its technique from Kodokan Judo. However, there has been considerable divergence since that time as Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu evolved. Some argue that the differences are more in culture and moral goals than in the physical principles and techniques of the two arts.

The main difference is that Judo, especially in its Olympic sport form emphasizes throws, while Jiu-Jitsu emphasizes submission of the opponent using joint locks or chokes. Judo has a much higher amount of referee intervention; in Judo matches, the competitors are often returned to the standing position, while in Jiu-Jitsu matches, the participants are generally allowed to remain on the ground while working towards a submission.

Contributing factors to the divergence include the Gracies' desire to create a national martial art, the influence of Brazilian culture, the non-participation of the Gracie schools in sport judo, the post World War II closing of the Kodokan by the American Ocupation Authority (which were only allowed to reopen on the condition that emphasis be shifted towards sport), as well as the Gracies' own additions to the body of technique and opinions regarding self-defense, martial arts and training methods; and, more recently, the influence of mixed-martial-art competitions such as the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
Go to www.BJJ.org to learn more about Gracie Jiu-Jitsu.
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu by bebo June 7, 2005

Brazilian Meatlunch

When you go down on someone who has just had a bad wax-job and there is skin missing.
I thought I was going to eat shaved steak but I ended up with a Brazilian Meatlunch.