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Botty Bisto 

Diarrhoea. ( Bisto being a type of instant gravy in the UK )
Downed 10 pints of Guiness last night then went for a curry. Had botty bisto all morning. The bathrooms like a biohazard zone.
Botty Bisto by Rob Sturrock September 7, 2008

Botty Hands 

Hands (or fingers) that retain the odour of shit tinged with sweat having been stuck up one's anus usually to relieve itching.
I don't eat there any more, the waiter had botty hands last time.
Botty Hands by don leslie December 26, 2007

Botty sniffer 

1 A person with a tendency to 'brown tongue'
2 A complete tosser/idiot/donkey dipper/Alex Ferguson/Roy Keane/anyone with a Manchester accent etc etc
3 Any Headteacher
Shut it ya botty sniffing, donkey dipping Manc....

You sniff botties, you do.....
Botty sniffer by Beau T Snyfer April 12, 2004

botty hymen

A mythical anatomical structure which is removed when one gets one's brown wings.
JOHNNY FAGGOT: He ruptured my botty hymen. Oooh!
botty hymen by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Botty sniffer 

Someone who sniffs botties