Blimp us a snout 

can you lend me a cigarette

can you blimp us a snout mate?

Blimp us a snout by Jason Cole May 3, 2005

Blimp Option 

A northern english term used to describe a better decision. It stems back from when a Bradford City football (soccer) game sold out of seats. The commentator joked about how he would use a blimp to see the awesome match continue before his eyes if he did not have a seat. The other commentator laughed and the term soon became frequent in Bradford City chants and other every-day usage.

Cop 1: FUCK! hes getting away

Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!

Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..

Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..

Cop 1: next time ey?

Cop 2: yeah..

Blimp Option by The Lockwood March 2, 2009

Blimp Shot 

A long range shot in Call of Duty: United offensive (Base Assult) usally across a map from a tank or Flak 88 in effort to cover a plant in a base, kill another 88, spawn kill, or open an enemy base. This name is from |CZ|zBlimp who knows mostly all of these types of shots.

Example 1
|CZ|SMOKE: How the hell are they hitting our 3??
|CZ|N@cho: Thats a Blimp Shot

Example 2
|CZ|Trooper: They are opening our 1
|CZ|BAMA: Yep, zBlimp is on the 88 again

Blimp Shot by |CZ| Dr. Nick June 16, 2008

Blimp Jousting

When two portly, naked, upper class gentlemen engage in the ancient and noble game of jousting with their reproduction appendages in one of their finely adorned bedchambers.

'My word, you're looking splendid this evening Lord Hardwood! Shall we lose these garments and retire to my living quarters?'

'Indubitably good sir, Blimp Jousting is it?'

Blimp Jousting by Beenie Blackbuckles October 12, 2011

Blimp Sex 

Verb: Sexual intercourse with a flying vehicle filled with a lighter than air gas. (zeppelins, dirigibles, and of course blimps)

Jonathan loved his blimp, Humphrey. He wanted take the next step and engage in blimp sex with his beloved.

Blimp Sex by blimp humper December 10, 2012

Blimp Cards 

It's you porn. Like pictures and magazines

Tyler: hey what are you doing?

Randy: just looking at my blimp cards

Blimp Cards by Funkyfunkerson August 24, 2009

Blimp Dog 

An expression used at the same time as playing 'Spotto' while on a road trip. Blimp Dog is used to denote you have seen a sports car on the road. Proper blimp dogs are as rare as spottos.

Ben: "Blimp Dog"
Bridget: "Damn"

Blimp Dog by Jake Macleay January 24, 2010