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Austrian Economics 

A school of economics advocating free markets. It was founded by Austrians who were called Austrians as a pejorative by Germans, who considered themselves more civilized because of their modern, socialist state (via Bismark). Later, the Austrian economists left Austria, some not before the civilized Germans took over Austria (via Hitler). They came to America, and were still called Austrians, Probably because of their funny mustaches and names.

Austrian Economists include Mises, Hayek, and Rothbard. Say those with a straight face.

Not to be confused with Chicago School economists Knight, Friedman, and Sowell. These names are more sober.

Arch enemies inside academia and out include Keynesians, politicians, and corporatists. Doing the right thing tends to put these people out of a job.

The economic theory warrants the end of the Fed and a return to sound money. A general lack of government intervention, which would allow individuals to make their own choices and organize from the bottom-up. Austrian Econ entails everything the motivational speakers at your high school say (individualism, making choices for yourself, making sure to choose good friends), but applied everywhere. How could both groups be wrong?
"Krugman has a bad case of apoplithorismosphobia."

"Well Bernanke is the one who won't stop debasing the dollar."

"If only they understood Austrian Economics. Then they would appreciate time preference and the history of failure for all fiat currencies."
Austrian Economics by CAPSLOCKE November 20, 2013

Austrian Grenade 

When you fart in someone's mouth while they give you a rim job.
Carol was licking Jon's ass last night. They were having fun, until Jon gave her an Austrian Grenade. She was pissed and stopped licking his ass.
Austrian Grenade by T-Bag Tyler August 6, 2007

Austrian Cake

A phrase used to lure unsuspecting victims to a place in order to beat them over the head with a wiffle ball bat
Hey would you like some Austrian cake? I have some back home.

Austrian Twins 

When your wife and your mistress have your children within a month of each other.
Schwarzenegger fathered children by Maria and his hosuekeeper within weeks of each other. They're Austrian twins.
Austrian Twins by Kermit the toad November 14, 2011

austrian bird principal 

When air temperature lowers below -20C, the birds in higher altitudes freeze, becoming ice blocks. They then fall from the sky, and are seen as ice chunks. The ice chunks are prevalent in places where any type of bird is present. Therefore, by lakes and oceans, the ice balls found near the shore are actually frozen birds.
What are those ice chunks, daddy?" "well, they are frozen birds son, defined by the austrian bird principal
austrian bird principal by ABP4lyfe February 26, 2011

Austrian tea

I'm in need of that Austrian Tea if you know what I mean.