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assgremlin 

a midget who slips drugs in girls' drinks, drags them to his room at the halfway house, licks her ass for half an hour, waits for her to wake up, then forces her to lick his ass for half an hour.
p1: "hey, where's susan."
p2: "i think i saw her being dragged outta here by some assgremlin."
assgremlin by dick April 13, 2004

assdress 

A dress made entirely out of human ass hair.
Ass hair is collected and then woven to create a beautiful fabric. Ethnicity of the donors will determine the color of the fabric, although dying of the fabric has become increasingly popular through the use of hydrogen peroxide.
"Stacy pranced down the red carpet in her brand new Calvin Klein assdress"

"That is one mighty nice assdress you got there, Laura. Is it real norwegian?"
assdress by monkibut January 24, 2008

assume my gender 

How to trigger anybody and everybody in this world.
Did you just assume my gender?
assume my gender by The_Guy45 April 6, 2017

assuperious

When you think that your ass is superior to everyone else.
That bitch thinks she is so assuperious just because she has a Prada bag!
assuperious by 007Mi6 January 27, 2007

assume the position 

prepare to be physically humiliated

a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp
Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.

Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.

Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!

assume it all

A figure of speech saying "see all the possibilities of what can/might happen, especially the negatives."
Assume it all when it comes to people you don't trust.