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Indiscriminate ass whoopin 

When interracial ass beating goes down but has nothing to do with race usually its when the white kid wins
black kid: you punk ass white bitch gimme yo money
White kid: fuck you dude im not given you shit
(kids proceed to fight )
Black kid gets his ass beat *
Black kid : man he beat up cuz i was black
White kid: dude no i didn't you tried to robbed and i kicked the shit outta you, my best friend is black !
Narrator* and that is your example of an indiscriminate ass whoopin

Wooping Ass 

Pooping & Farting so hard you forcefully expel internal organs out your anus

Similar to the Whooping Cough butt rectal
Dude, quit Wooping Ass all over my new carpet

Too late.
Wooping Ass by Master Wooping Ass October 1, 2010

jasper county asswhooping

Jasper ass whooping is when your whole life you have lived in a place where being a total fucking asshole.You run your dickhole thinking you know everything about everything. FINALLY THE BIGGEST BONE CRUSHER THERE.WILL GIVE YOU THE WORST JASPER COUNTY ASSWHOOPING YOU HAVE EVER HAD.EVEN STICKS HIS BIG FOOT UP YOUR CRY BABY PUSSY ASS.
Damn I am getting so fucking tired of this cock suckers big mouth as soon as I get room..He's getting a jasper county asswhooping

asswhoopinworthy 

When someone does something so infuriating that breaking the law is the last thing on your mind.
My kid hit me in the face with a rock. This is so asswhoopinworthy!

asswhooping 

(1)Daddy gave you an asswhooping for burning his toast.
(2)"You're gettin' an asswhooping when I get over there."
asswhooping by BarcodeFetus July 7, 2003

Double-duece asswhoopin' 

A double-duece asswhoopin' is a undeniable defeat handed to one person, or group of persons. It doesn't necessarily apply to fighting. It can apply to just about any sort of contest, be it, a spelling bee, a hockey game, a drinking contest, or anything where one can lose.

Be advised: A double-duece asswhoopin' only applies when the defeat is embarrasingly one-sided
The Sharks laid down the Double-duece asswhoopin' on the Detroit redwings with the 7-0 shut-out game!

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I laid down the Double-duece asswhoopin' in beerpong last night! My opponent left so drunk he couldn't even remember his name, while I actually had to order beer since he didn't once land a ball in a cup. Everyone was laughing their asses off!