alcohol 

Mood altering drug usually obtained from fermentation of carbohydates by yeast. Users come into three main categories:

1. Responsible and limited. the wine you get at meals or social events where everyone has aliitle and it helps to relax.

2. Responisble and unlimited. Drink usually round someones house, usually by mettlers or greebos where evryone gets complately drunk and wakes up the next day with splitting headache drpaed over a chair with no damage to the surroundings.

3. Irresponsible and unlimited. usually pikeys or townies, get completely drunk, take a car or some other forma of vandalism occurs and then wake up next morning covered in puke and/or blood in a cell.

See the difference?

did u see the bus stop? some mindless cunts got drunk and wrecked so people cant use it. stupid townies.

alcohol by hairbear May 3, 2004

alcohol 

God's gift/destruction to mankind.

Thank God for alcohol!

alcohol by bicyclethieff January 11, 2008

alcohol 

A great beverage, and a great song written from the point of view of BEER!

"I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
with somebody twice
your size.
Well I've been known to cause a few breakups
and I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work.
And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin the bars
Lots of big money
and helpin white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
but college now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol" --Brad Paisley, my hero.

alcohol by Christicles August 22, 2006

alcohol 

1) The active ingredient in alcohol is ethyl alcohol, which is produced by yeast. Working much like ether, alcohol puts the brain to sleep. Alcohol functions as a depressant to the central nervous system and slows down body functions. In large amounts, alcohol causes sedation, intoxication, unconsciousness, and possible death. Aside from significant negative physical consequences, chronic use of alcohol can lead to physical and psychological addiction.

2) Colorless, volatile liquid obtained by distillation and fermentation of carbohydrates (grain, molasses, potatoes irish). Alcohol is antiseptic and cooling but is also very drying to the hair and skin; care should thus be taken not to use too much.

3) This constituent of wine is a natural by-product of fermentation. It is one of the main pillars of perceived flavor, the others being "Acid", "residual Sugar" (and/or "Glycerin") and "Tannin". The presence of these components define a wine that has "good balance". For tablewines the wine label must, by law, state the alcohol content of the wine within the bottle, usually expressed as a percentage of the volume. Table wines do not usually exceed 14% alcohol content - (11% to 12.5% is generally considered the optimum amount) - although a few, such as Zinfandel, can go up to a 17% level. Sweet dessert wines fall in the same range. Fortified wines - (eg: Sherry, Port etc) - range from 17% to 21% alcohol content.

4) Ethanol or ethyl alcohol (C2H5OH), the liquid produced from sugar by fermentation that can make you drunk

5) A chemical compound formed by the action of yeast on the sugar content of grapes during fermentation. Most wines have between 7 and 25 percent alcohol, which gives wine is vinosity. If wine has too much alcohol for its body weight, it is unbalanced, and will taste uncharacteristically heavy or hot. The quality will be noticeable in aroma and aftertaste.

6) A general class of hydrocarbons that contain a hydroxyl group (OH). The term "alcohol" is often used interchangeably with the term "ethanol," even though there are many types of alcohol. (See Butanol, Ethanol, Methanol.)

mmmm.....alcohol, but i can't think of anything else to say...."excample is too short"

alcohol by IRISHREPUBLICANARMY December 31, 2003

Alcohol 

Confidence in a bottle.

Bryan drank a bottle of Sailor Jerry's (Rum which contains alcohol in case you are a dumb motherfucker) and was motherfucking confident and comfortable with his own personality (the opposite of his usual self).

Alcohol by wittyname January 19, 2010

alcohol 

Vitamin for your liver

Melissa drank alcohol, which improved the health of her liver and her life

alcohol by wittyname January 24, 2010

alcohol 

A legal intoxicant. Alcohol is more or less yeast's piss, yet some people drink it like water. I really don't see why it deserves to be legal. If the gov't weren't making money from it then it certainly wouldn't be. Alcohol kills more people than all of the other illegal drugs combined, and that's not even including its indirect deaths. Many people, if not everyone, seem to think alcohol is harmless simply because it's legal and many people do it. It causes a considerable amount of damage to the brain and liver. Despite this, people who consume alcohol have told me marijuana will kill my brain cells. I always get a kick out of that.

Person A: LET'S GET WASTEDDD!!!!!!!!!!
Person B: No thank you, I'd much rather enjoy a blunt to the dome.
Person A: Fuckin pothead! You're frying your brain you know!!!!!!!!!
Person B: You do know alcohol has been proven to cause both brain and liver damage right? And that there is no conclusive evidence that marijuana harms the brain?
Person A: You stupid druggie....Um...You don't know what you're talking about!
Person B: Yeah, whatever. Have fun with your booze buddy. *Proceeds to light L*

alcohol by 234234234999 January 21, 2008