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Alastair 

Alastair is a girls dream because he is handsome
Alastair you are the best
Alastair by The answer men June 2, 2017

Alastair Sim Boys 

--Proper noun

An affiliation dedicated to the celebration of Alastair Sim as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Christmas Carol (1951). This group often rumbles with the Reginald Owen's Boys, who have opposing views on the matter. The rumbles happen annually around Christmas time, and often take place in local parks.
Werewolf: Who's your favorite Scrooge?
Dunce: Patrick Steward.
Werewolf: And this is why you'll never be part of the Alastair Sim Boys.
Alastair Sim Boys by theedingo1 November 21, 2010

Alistair 

good at everything loves punching people and says its a reflex, very good at cricket and boxing always very hot, has a huge penis and all the girls love him
omg is that Alistair he's so good at everything and he's so hot

Fred Astaire 

v. To tap ones toe while sitting in a public toilet stall to inform potential users that the stall is occupied.
A guy walked into the bathroom so I had to start doing a Fred Astaire.
Fred Astaire by Erik November 11, 2003

alistair scott

A crazy person no one likes except himself. He listens to too much Green Day, and has no interest in music or his family
James: oh is that Alistair Scott
William: yeah he is so weird

alastair 

alastair is the most kind hearted guy to ever exist. at first glance you may think he’s just a small tried that doesn’t care but really he’s the most amazing and funniest person you will ever meet. he’s not only handsome but funny too, he’ll make you laugh like there’s no tomorrow. sometimes he can be a real softy but doesn’t like to show it much if there’s other people around. you’re one lucky girl if you date alastair, he’s BOYFRIEND MATERIAL. he makes everyone feel good and make sure everything is perfect. he puts other people first and will always check up on you no matter what time of day it is. his eyes are blurry than the sky, i could get lost in them if i stare any longer. not only is he all this but he’s got a pretty big pipe too ;). over all he’s just everything amazing. i love alastair
alastair is so perfect

i love alastair
alastair by notonelie2 October 13, 2019