Alaric 

Positively the single most amazing, awesome, awe inspiring, god like figure anyone could ever possibly hope to meet. Any attempt to be better than "Alaric" is automatically a failure, even prior to its conception, regardless of the circumstance, field, or reason.
Alaric shares many characteristics with god, being omnipresent, omniscient, omnipotent, eternal, beneficent, loving, kind and totally unfathomable by common mortals with whom he has chosen to dwell, on the slightest of whims.
Alaric is, however, far superior to god, as he is, in addition to his many other superior traits, a total babe magnet.

May also be used as an adjective

1) OMG Its ALARIC!!! *Head explodes due to over-exposure to radiance of awesomeness

2) Thats is so Alaric. That is to say TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME!

Alaric by Rickles likes tickles November 10, 2009

Alani

Alani is the real definition of true beauty.

They may have there flaws but there really kick ass girls. Jamaican ones are the best ones to be friends with an hang around. Also they make great girlfriends. They may come off as shy at first but you just need to introduce yourself and get to no them. BTW they hate shit talkers, hoes, whores, fakes, and dumbass niggas that try them.

awww look at that alani...isn't she so cute an adorable?
Damn that lani fine as hell
niggas alays fighting over alani

Alani by sexxyqall January 4, 2010

alaning 

To look at other's work aimlessly with a blank stare, with occasional input that could be rude but beneficial.

Jack was alaning over Jill's shoulder while she wrote her program.

alaning by leovander March 18, 2011

Alanis Morissette 

a great singer from canada who sounds very good pissed off about her bf kicking her ass to the curb (see you oughtta know)

person 1: she just dumped me..
person 2: well your in a band, so just go all alanis morissette on her and write a kick ass song about how much she sucks.

Alanis Morissette by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

Alanis Morissette 

Singer/Actor born 1974 in Ottawa, Canada.

Alanis Morissette is a cool Canadian chick.

Alanis Morissette by fred savage July 31, 2004

to go Alanis Morissette

To obsess about getting revenge on an ex-boyfriend.

He borrowed $1200 and moved in to my apartment and didn't pay any rent, and then broke up with me by text message, so I had to go Alanis Morissette on his ass.

to go Alanis Morissette by Prospero42 May 19, 2007

Alaric 

I very sexy boy, who is often, if not always, more amazing than anything or anyone.

"Oh my god~ It's Alaric"
"Oh em gee! Lyk he is so hot"

Alaric by Lyddy October 5, 2008