wrinkle picker 

someone who has little to do other than pick at the winkles on there genitals, refers to unemployed people

joe aint got a job, what a wrinkle picker

wrinkle picker by j rainz January 9, 2008

Wrinkle Muffin 

A very Wrinkly Vagina. often in the shape of a muffin, It is unusual that girls get this. but if you fuck Justin Bieber there's a Huge Possibility that you will get one :D. or it will sometimes occur if you apply an extreme amount of Cinnamon Bun mixture to it.

Girl : Dude My Vagina looks all weird and WRINKLY D:

GUY: MY GAWD, THAT MUST BE A WRINKLE MUFFIN, you fucked JB.

Wrinkle Muffin by MrFuneralFog February 26, 2011

wrinkle fest 

Large group or gathering full of old people;
Pertaining to an excessive amount of elderly or wrinkles

The cruise trip was a wrinkle fest.
My girlfriend's vagina is a wrinkle fest

wrinkle fest by jogobean September 17, 2014

wrinkle rod 

The man's vagina killing tool!! Or penis!!

Joe told Sam that Sally rode the fuck out of my wrinkle rod last night till she passed out. If you don't believe me look it up!! No dat!!

wrinkle rod by Blue muffin December 15, 2017

Wrinkle Funk 

The smell you get when you leave your clean laundry at your ex-girlfriends house and she has sex with her new boyfriend on top of your clothes... then she folds them and gives 'em back to you... you bring them home and they smell like "wrinkle funk"

Ashley: "Wanna have sex on coopers clean clothes?"

Joe: "You dont' have to ask me twice... Are you gonna send 'em home wrinkle funk?"

Wrinkle Funk by Atlanta'cuse March 4, 2011

wrinkle room 

a gay bar populated mostly by men of the older variety. Believed by some to be sleazier, they are often less attitude-riven than younger hipper joints and can offer a welcome alternative to such establishments.

That wrinkle room always cheers me up - you can guarantee someone will buy you a drink in there...

wrinkle room by Andrew Karasek May 7, 2011

wrinkle sucker 

Someone who gives oral sex to a man aged over 60.

Person 1: God, your husband is so old!

Person 2: Yeah I know, I'm such a wrinkle sucker!

wrinkle sucker by El Pesuado June 6, 2010