UD Wooing 

The act of using Urban Dictionary to impress the object of your desire by listing their first name with a definition that's somewhere along the lines of:

X is the most amazing girl in the world, she is really pretty and amazing and she was kind to an animal and when she smile it light up all of the world and she would make anyone fall in love with her because she is amazing and I am lucky to know her and I thank god every day for making such an amazing girl and hope please that she on love with me also.

Almost certainly doesn't get these dweebs the sex they think it will.

"Hey X, have a look at this what I have done for you."

"Err...are you UD wooing me you fucking mong?"

"...no?"

"Die. Die now. Kill yourself while I watch and eat these Doritos."

"Okay..."

UD Wooing by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Wooging 

The act of getting with someone that one finds attractive of the same or the opposite sex.

"Betty, who you wooging?"
"Oh, I'm not wooging anyone."

Wooging by wev1 March 6, 2013

ass whooping 

It's not beating someone, but it is a form of assault. It's the action of whooping some ass. Whooping can mean hitting, so in simpler terms, hitting ass. But not in a sexual way.

Fred: Yo what's happening behind the school at 3?
Martha: I'm gonna give Michael the ass whooping of his life

ass whooping by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021

wooding 

doing nothing, chilling.

hey man, what are you up to?

i'm just wooding.

wooding by j-deez September 6, 2007

Womping 

The act of dancing to dub-step music.

Dude I feel horrible today...way too much womping last night at that Ghostland concert!

Womping by Schlutty April 21, 2011

Syllabatic Ass Whooping 

A major spank down on your uncooperative kid where every word muttered by the parent (the spanker) is accompanied with a spank to the ass coresponding to the number of syllabils in the word just muttered to the kid (the spankee).

A Syllabatic Ass Whooping done to the sentence "Listen to me. You don't touch the toy at dinner."

(with a Syllabatic Ass Whooping, it looks like this:)

Lis(insert spank)ten(insert spank) to (insert spank) me (insert spank). You (insert spank) don't (insert spank) touch (insert spank) the (insert spank) toy (insert spank) at (insert spank) din(insert spank)ner(insert spank).

Syllabatic Ass Whooping by bmwgnome June 6, 2010

butt woopin' 

Equivalent to an wordass kicking/word

butt woopin' by LarstaiT November 6, 2003