Wombat 

An exceptionally fat and hairy soccer mom. More than likely to be found at some backwoods bar or the grocery store, cursing out the cashier because they don't have her brand of cigarettes. Most likely to be a wannabe patriot as well. Extremely adverse to showering and shaving off their gross body hair.

My cousin's ex-boyfrined's stepfather's gay frat buddy's wifes' hairdresser lives next door to a Wombat who doesn't like to bathe.

Wombat by RatchetBoo May 9, 2003

wombat 

a girl named perla

WOMBATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

hey wombat

wombat by stephanie May 24, 2004

wombat 

The plug of hair found in the plug hole of bath tubs & shower recesses.

Winnie the Pooh took a shower at my joint, & u shoulda seen the size of the wombat the hairy bastard left behind.

wombat by Propellerhead December 22, 2003

Wombat 

(oriGin: waste of money, brain and time)
-it is used if you spent your money or used up your time on something useLess...

-wasted something but enjoyed it...

(sa quantum)
b1:pare... bumiLi akoh 50 peso worth of coins, naubos koh dun sa coin machine...hahah!!! di baLe naka 250 tickets naman ako!!!
b2:hahaha!! wombat!!!

(sa schooL sa maniLa)
g1:haixt, kabad3p naman girl, isa na ngalang subject ngaun waLA pang prof...pero nakasama ko naman crush ko!!!
g2: wombat a!!!!

(LAst but not the Least!!!)
tropa 1: dude ,,baket d kna pumapasok?
tropa 2:e kc sabi ttransfer din naman naquh next year..wombat lang pag pumasok pa ko sa ayaw kong course...

Wombat by gf_mimiqoh December 3, 2009

Wombat 

A fat guy who is a bit hairy and small.

Look at that wombat over there he needs a shave

Wombat by Ryanjmur May 28, 2019

Wombat 

Similar to that's what she said, but more general.
To take whatever was just said, and think about it in a sexual tense. Often both highly amusing and crude.

A novice will point out the obvious, like "That's really hard." Wombat.

A master will put twists on the unexpected, like "When was the last time you washed this? It smells horrible!" Wombat.

(While John is doing homework)
Jim: "Hey man, what's up?"
John: "Would you quiet down? I'm trying to finish!"
Jim: "WOMBAT!"
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Student: "This test is too hard!"
Teacher: "Just shut up and take it."
Student: "WOMBAT!"
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(Talking about a car)
Mechanic 1: "It pulls a little hard to the right, but is still a really nice ride."
Mechanic 2: "WOMBAT!"

Wombat by JacksonCurtis October 17, 2009

Wombat 

A person who eatsout , has sex with, and then ejaculates on his partner and then leaves never to return

that "Wombat" hit her up last night

Wombat by Venicii April 28, 2010