womb boner 

The uncontrollable urge to reproduce that consumes a female while she is holding a baby. This gut instinct/desire is completely independent of her true thoughts on having (and raising!) children.

Meredith never wanted kids, but every time she held her niece, her mind went blank and her ovaries starting churning--all was complete and perfect in the world. Truly nutty biology was at work- she was having a womb boner.

womb boner by Becky Slater December 18, 2010

Womb buster 

An extremely large appendage capable of injury

Raymond slid down his shorts to reveal his womb buster to the eagerly anticipating Barbara.

Womb buster by Bianca Deslop November 17, 2016

womb jizz 

a baby in utero that jizzes into his mother and creates a twin

dave: you are mother is such an hoe, she was still pregnant after she gave birth.
crocker: yeah, she had a bad case of womb jizz.

womb jizz by TheOriginatorsofWombJizz October 11, 2017

Womb Imperialism 

When a white man impregnates a woman of color(possibly several), and then once she has the child, impregnates her again and again, to continuously occupy her womb with his seed.

“Bro, remember when sab made a post about womb imperialism on his Arab english teacher?”

Womb Imperialism by LigmaSawconNigga January 21, 2019

womb-wrecker 

An insanely large penis, one so large, that if shoved far enough into the vagina, it literally destroys her uterus.

I was watchin some latenight porn when some dude with a womb-wrecker came on

womb-wrecker by Mr.Mango May 17, 2010

Womb Emancipation Day 

a lot like a birthday, only its a womb emancipation day. a day in celebration of the day you were separated from your mothers womb happening every year on the same day meaning that you have managed to exist on this planet for yet another year.

Black man: ey yo muthafukka happy womb emancipation day

White man: thank you my brother from another mother

Womb Emancipation Day by Pterodactylian October 13, 2011

womb broom 

A man's mustache.

Tug's womb broom always tickles my fancy when he's down south.

womb broom by regsixer September 9, 2011