baby wiping 

The act of licking your partners butthole after they had just taken a shit.

Mark was about to get in the shower when his partner gave him a good baby wiping instead.

baby wiping by Oreogobbler January 15, 2018

Benjamin Wiping 

to reach a status in one's life, financially, to be able to wipe one's own ass with fresh hundred dollar bills (benjamins).

donald trump is most definately benjamin wiping

Benjamin Wiping by i_skeeted_in_ur_i February 27, 2009

Hyperactive Wiping Disorder 

A syndrome spawned by the Coronavirus causing consumers to overbuy toilet paper which has caused them to over-engage in wiping their rear ends.

Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.

Hyperactive Wiping Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

urban wiping 

Asserting that due to having run out of regular toilet paper, one has been reduced to ripping (the virtual) pages out of the Urban Dictionary to wipe one's behind with after defecating.

(An absurdist but wry way of deflecting an insult about one's hygiene, neither admitting the charge nor getting into an unnecessary fight.)

Outta cash, bro. Been urban wiping.

urban wiping by Dr Whosis December 9, 2010

Benjamen Wiping 

When you have become so ballin, that you are able to wipe your ass with one hundred dollar bills.

"Did you hear that Ryan made a billion dollars this year"
"Damn, that foo' show be Benjamen Wiping."

Benjamen Wiping by str8_ballin_foo' February 27, 2009

Garbage Wiping 

The act of wiping with previously used tissue paper (usually retrieved from the garbage), because the toilet paper is all gone. This relatively gross act is to be used as a last resort method of wiping, and is not for everyone. Some would rather continue with a poopy butt than subject themselves to this.

Character 1: Get me some damn TP! I dont wanna have to go garbage wiping again!

Garbage Wiping by rieyin March 8, 2010

Poor Wiping Syndrome

The awkward experience of having an itchy butthole due to poor wiping after an mammoth shit.

John - Ahh dude, I've got the itchiest butthole...

Martin - Poor Wiping Syndrome?

John - Totally...

(John waddles off)

Poor Wiping Syndrome by worriedsmiley.com June 16, 2011