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screaming whistle shits 

Diarrhea so bad that the loose stool exiting the anus creates a whistling noise. It should be noted that the noise can range from a low pitched hum all the way to a high pitched scream like a Piccolo Pete firework.
I’m scared to be too far from a toilet ; I’ve got the screaming whistle shits.

whittlesford

The land of farmers and christians, just off duxford.
Anyone who doesn't read the whittlesford newsletter is branded a non-believer and/or satanist.
"Hey wanna go to the park?"

"Can't, it's whittlesford dude, we'll get crucified."
whittlesford by Haraju March 3, 2008

Whittlesey 

A kinda shit town near Peterborough, Cambridge. Has too many hairdressers, fuck all to do and filled with Year 7s who breathed in some second hand weed smoke and now think that they are gangsters. Most of the boys and even some of the girls have the meet me behind mcdonald's haircut. Also, kids in their early teens/preteens shag in the park. (Also has a shit 'railway station' that's not long enough to fit a whole train in and you have to go to the front 2 carriages to get out)
Whittlesey's pretty shite, ain't it

After Whistle All-Star 

Someone who does a spectacular thing during an athletic competition, after the whistle was blown and the rest of the players stopped competing.
As the referee called the forward for a foul the After Whistle All-Star came dribbling in an dunked the ball.

Whittlesey 

The small town in Cambridgeshire near Peterborough
Whittlesey by Ben Woodward December 12, 2003

Whittlesea Railway Station

2 small platforms claiming to be a railway station in the town of Whittlesey, Cambs, UK.
Only served by a train every 2 hours it's a joke of a service.
It features a 30 year old beach shelter, lights, gates and a sign.
Ample Parking though!
A whole train cannot stop there as the platform is too short.
Now arriving at Whittlesea Railway Station.
Please move forward to the front two carriages or you won't be able to get off!