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The euphoria felt by defense contractors and executives at defense corporations at the prospect of going to war because they are going to make so much money. war, invasion, military industrial complex, money, battle, Lockheed Martin, Boeing, General Dynamics, Raytheon, the war machine, defense corporations, tanks, planes, rifles, bombs, missles, jets
The Lockheed executives had a wargasm when I told them we would need to increase the number of planes from their factory for the war. All they see are dollar signs.
Wargasm by joecoolthefool June 12, 2018
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An experience of frisson (also called psychogenic shivers or aesthetic chills) is an intensely satisfying and pleasurable experience stimulated by war or any activity that psychologically mimics war
He had a wargasm after going on a 23-killstreak playing the Call of Duty videogame online
Wargasm by Gilgamesh100 July 24, 2025

French and Indian Wargasm 

It's that thing when a French person and an Indian person are having sex, but then a British person requests a threesome and totally conquers the bedroom, having the greatest orgasm of all.
Did you hear about Dorothea? She totally gave Sitting Bull and Pepe a run for their money in an epic French and Indian Wargasm.

Modern Wargasm 

This is a combination of noun and verb.

Noun::: A.K.A. CoD Modern Warfare 2... only the most anticipated game that has dropped in, quite possibly, EVER!!!

Verb::: The act of playing CoD:MW2 and having an epic orgasm, or a wargasm. For a basic description of what happens while pwning n00bs in MW2, please see the Lonely Island video: Jizz In My Pants.
JCop::: Dude, are you ready for some Modern Wargasm all night tonight???

Ryzzle::: Guys, I was playing Modern Wargasm last night and had a modern wargasm.

DakOfDoom::: I just had a modern wargasm!!!
Modern Wargasm by RAWphenom November 16, 2009

Star Wargasm 

(noun); a euphoric sensation brought about by any and all Star Wars movies, games, literature, paraphernalia, etc.
"Dude, when I heard EA was making Battlefront 3, I had the biggest Star Wargasm in years."
Star Wargasm by JackedUp May 9, 2013

wargaming 

A money laundering buisness that has no limitation when it comes to milking their customers for money. Their slogan is: "A microtransaction for every occasion."
"Wargaming is selling another broken premium tank, guess I'll have to whip out my credit card again..."
wargaming by AtomicPotato March 11, 2017

wahrgasm 

wah-rgasm is what you get after listening to ghazals, poems and shayaris that you can closely relate to..
rajeev: dude you have to heard waseem barelvi's "raat bhar sheher ki deewaron pe girti rahi oss.." (language: urdu)
suvil: dude! I've been listening to his mushayara on youtube and having "wahrgasms" since morning!