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volcanic ass eruption 

An explosion of the rectum after eating too much food the night before.

Or

After a holiday dinner at a relatives house and you eat something that doesn't agree with your system causing irritable bowel syndrome resulting in burning or the rectum and violent ass eruptions associated with bubbling gas in the stomach nicked named "bubblin' brown sugar".
Man dem greens, macaroni and cheese hit the spot...boy! Rumble, rumble...poot, poot, fissssst. Ooooh!....Oooooooh!....Somebody help me please!...Where da bathroom at...pooot, pooot, fisssst. blurrrrrrt.....fisssst.

Ooooohwheee! got dem bad guts...what yo mamma put in dem greens man?! I gotta doodoo bad baby got a volcanic ass eruption comin' thru!
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Volcanal 

A volcanal is when you suddenly develop an uncontrollable bout of hot bubbly farts. This is usually the result of eating hot spicy food. They aren't loud but they stink to high heaven. It is pronounced volkaynal.
I was so embarrassed the other day. I was standing in a queue when I developed a volcanal. Everybody was looking at each other wondering who it was.
Volcanal by pipesucker February 26, 2018

Volcanic Vipah 

A move utilized by the fictional videogame character Sol Badguy which requires well thought-out spacing and a complicated "dragon punch" input in order to outplay the opponent for a well-deserved fair and balanced victory
Volcanic Vipah! Volcanic Vipah! Bandit Revolver!

Erupting Volcanal

When you pour diet coke inside a person's anus just befor anal sex. You then put Mentos tablets into a condom. Put that condom on your dick.
Insert dick into said filled anus. Fuck that ass until the condom breaks.
My partner allowed me to perform the erupting volcanal last night!

volcanic 

it's from Pretty in Pink. Duckie says something like, 'Andy, may i say thats a volcanic ensemble' and she says volcanic?' and ducky says "ya know, hot, dangerous"
volcanic by Aosam October 28, 2003

volcanic period 

a term used when a woman has a painful, dirty, and spouting period.
1. DUDE, your mom is having her volcanic period!!

2. Yeah, yesterday when i was having sex with her, she had a volcanic period on the spot.

Volcanic rim job 

covertly coating ones tongue and then perfoming a rim job on the unknowing victim.
Shawn: So, I heard that paul got revenge on his girl.

Dave: How did he do that?

Shawn: He got her with a Volcanic rim job.

Dave: That's disgusting!!
Volcanic rim job by Dirty roomie February 24, 2009