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shiieett nukka I'm fuggn twasterd like a mofucka

yo dude, im so twasterd I cud be a nigga

sippin patron all night like that got me twasterd as hell
twasterd by gel&kate September 9, 2010

Twisted The Towel 

when the towel soaks up all the lies and then you squeeze them out.

Log twister 

When you have the skil to make your shit the shape of a pretzel
Dude I just did a log twister on taylor's beak
Log twister by negrazzzz January 22, 2009

Twat Twister 

when you pinch the lips of the vagina and twist them.
im in the mood for a twat twister, Dad!
Twat Twister by Oreo Speedman February 6, 2010

Thumb Twister 

A word that is usually a nuisance to input in a text message, with a numeric-style key pad. These words will normally be typed/written with ease on a QWERTY keyboard oriented phone.

Some of these words will eventually become easy to write, but there's always going to be that one word that irks you... and that is a thumb twister.

Such words are Feedback, tight, baby, moon, light, etc. You know which ones they are.
Dude1: *struggling with phone*

Dude3: What's wrong dude?

Dude1: Nothing... I'm just trying to write this damn text message, it's got a buncha thumb twisters in it.
Dude3: Oh... well when you're done with that come help me set up this tent.

Double Turkey Twister 

When a man lathers his dick in turkey meat and has a woman give a blowjob while there is turkey stuffing in her mouth and then spin in a bag blade like motion.
Adriel was Double Turkey Twistering in the back of the map while the team was being fucked on hardcore domination.