toyota 

A Japanese automobile manufacturer whose ultimate goal is to destroy every last trace of the American automotive industry through paying off news media and shady, under-the-table business practice. However, their arrogance is going to their heads (a la GM and Ford circa 1975) and now quality is starting to slip and Toyota's design is getting uglier by the day. Lexus IS300s in China are being recalled because of the possibility of an engine explosion. But like the good sheep we Americans are, we continue to buy Toyota Camrys in droves because we read Consumer Reports and believe their (biased) opinion.

We're Toyota...we complain when the value of the Yen gets too low because then the domestics actually get a fair chance to compete with us.

Toyota claims to be a lean, green hybrid machine...but the fact is that they're SUVs and trucks get worse gas mileage than American SUVs and trucks. And Toyota has just announced a 9th SUV to the lineup. See hypocrites.

toyota by trucru82 April 10, 2006

Toyota 

A foreign car that losers like to put really big tires on and think they are cool.

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Toyota by Red Dog April 10, 2006

toyota 

awesome car company with performance vehicles many people overlook and reliability to add on. makes wonderful motors such as the 2jz-gte, 7m-gte, 4age (16 and 20 valve), 4agze,18rg, 22r, 3sgte. people clown but they don't know. i take toyota over anything. im a car guy sorry.

1975 corolla sr-5 is slow. put a 20v its quick. put a 3sgte its fast.

toyota by fukin smart April 10, 2006

Toyota 

A brand af vehicles popular in the united states, the exact coutnry which 60 years ago was attacked by the country that produces toyota also a major reason why America is on a steep fall downward into a hole that we will never dig out of.

Frank: Hey jim guess what i just got

Jim: what

Frank: a new toyota tundra

Jim:Frank are you out of a job yet

Frank: no why

Jim: Well if you want your job to go overseas keep buying foreign you little freak

Toyota by dalejr88 June 25, 2008

Toyota 

cars possessed by the ghosts of WWII japanese kamikaze pilots

i was driving down the road in my toyota camry when all of a sudden, the word "banzai" blared out of the sound system and the high beams turned on. it turns out, my camry wanted to kill the ford in front of me, so the bitch started accelerating. i now drive a subaru.

Toyota by lookit mah monkayyy May 5, 2010

Toyota 

World's largest producer of rice burners.

"What smells like burning rice and sounds like a vacuum cleaner?"

"Man, that's a Toyota Carolla."

"By the same people who brought you Pearl Harbor. Enjoy."

Toyota by Jaysus March 5, 2008

Toyota 

A retarded Japanese company that makes trash cars, like the corolla, RAV4 and much more junk. Tries hard to make good cars, like the supra but fails badly. It's ugly and disgusting.

EWW ITS TOYOTA! I RATHER DRIVE MY GRANDMA'S BUICK THAN A TOYOTA!

Toyota by sunnynoodlerice May 8, 2018